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Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 10:54 PM (109 Views)
musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
Mom Teed Off by Urinating Drunk Golfers

Apr 26, 5:51 PM (ET)

OAK RIDGE, Tenn. (AP) - A mother teed off by drunken golfers urinating near her house by the 18th hole resorted to videotaping the men after no action was taken on her complaints. Video of some men relieving themselves behind trees at the city-owned course was played on local and national television news.

"Many times I would say, 'You're on camera,' and they'd keep right on going. They'd yell and scream obscenities at me," Delisa Schubert said.

Schubert, her husband and daughters ages 11 and 15 live next to the Tennessee Centennial Golf Course in Oak Ridge, 20 miles west of Knoxville. She said they family moved there so the girls could improve their golf game.

Schubert has reported the problem to police, city officials, the local district attorney and the golf course manager. They suggested she record the offenders, and in a year she says she has captured more than 40 golfers in the act.

Signs banning public urination are posted on the golf course, and the city is talking to the course operator about the issue, said Josh Collins, director of the city's recreation and parks department. There are restrooms nearby at the 16th hole and the clubhouse.

Schubert says the underlying problem is too much beer and no restraint.

"When you have no inhibition, you're just going to go anywhere," she said.

"On the face of this, it's funny. But when you think about it, it's extremely dangerous. They're going to get in their car and drive off drunk."
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Sounds like solid evidence of public indecency.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Solution in a word? Port-o-let.

Better landscaping would help too. If I were them I would put some big old bushes between her house and the green so as to provide a private, attractive place to whiz.

When you gotta go you gotta go.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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