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| (absolutely the) worst joke of the day; dedicated to kenny's obsession | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 07:44 PM (215 Views) | |
| bachophile | Apr 26 2007, 07:44 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Riley | Apr 26 2007, 07:45 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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*grrrrroooooaaaaan* :lol: |
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| George K | Apr 26 2007, 07:47 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Moderator!!! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Apr 26 2007, 07:48 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! Obsession? Me? I'm just trying to prevent a few of our youngins from being killed in oil wars. |
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| Fizzygirl | Apr 26 2007, 07:50 PM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| LadyElton | Apr 27 2007, 05:08 AM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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