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(absolutely the) worst joke of the day; dedicated to kenny's obsession
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 07:44 PM (215 Views)
bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
Did you hear about the guy in Paris
who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime, getting in and out past security,
he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
*grrrrroooooaaaaan* :lol:
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George K
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kenny
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!
Obsession?
Me?

I'm just trying to prevent a few of our youngins from being killed in oil wars.
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Fizzygirl
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bachophile
Apr 26 2007, 09:44 PM
Did you hear about the guy in Paris
who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime, getting in and out past security,
he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

:lol2: :lol2:
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LadyElton
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bachophile
Apr 26 2007, 10:44 PM
Did you hear about the guy in Paris
who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime, getting in and out past security,
he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

:rimshot: :D
Hilary aka LadyElton
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