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| George K | Apr 26 2007, 11:47 AM Post #1 |
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| OperaTenor | Apr 26 2007, 11:53 AM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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The thread title reminded me of:
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| Kincaid | Apr 26 2007, 02:06 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It reminded me of: "Paging a Mr. Jass. Mr. Hugh Jass. Is there a Hugh Jass here?" |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Harry Balzac | Apr 26 2007, 03:38 PM Post #4 |
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Advanced Member
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Hello. |
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| TomK | Apr 26 2007, 03:48 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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My name is Jacque. I'm an itch.
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| OperaTenor | Apr 26 2007, 04:10 PM Post #6 |
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Pisa-Carp
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| apple | Apr 26 2007, 04:52 PM Post #7 |
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one of the angels
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Bart. I drive a bus. i don't get it |
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| JBryan | Apr 26 2007, 04:58 PM Post #8 |
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I am the grey one
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http://www.bart.gov/index.asp |
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| Ahmed Adoodie | Apr 26 2007, 08:38 PM Post #9 |
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Junior Carp
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Hello as well. |
| Oopsie, I made a doodie! | |
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| Horace | Apr 26 2007, 08:47 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i take it every weekend, to my piano lesson. It's not very stinky, as public transit goes. It goes right through the bay, it's sort of eerie knowing there's a hundred or so feet of ocean above you. |
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