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Hello, my name is...
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 11:47 AM (357 Views)
George K
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Finally
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OperaTenor
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The thread title reminded me of:

Quote:
 
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


:sombrero:



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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
It reminded me of:

"Paging a Mr. Jass. Mr. Hugh Jass. Is there a Hugh Jass here?"
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Hello.
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TomK
HOLY CARP!!!
My name is Jacque. I'm an itch. :)
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OperaTenor
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Quote:
 
Phone call for Mike Hunt!




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apple
one of the angels
Bart. I drive a bus.


i don't get it
it behooves me to behold
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
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Ahmed Adoodie
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Junior Carp
Hello as well.
Oopsie, I made a doodie!
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
apple
Apr 26 2007, 04:52 PM
Bart. I drive a bus.


i don't get it

i take it every weekend, to my piano lesson. It's not very stinky, as public transit goes. It goes right through the bay, it's sort of eerie knowing there's a hundred or so feet of ocean above you.
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