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Gay Husband Check List
Topic Started: Apr 25 2007, 12:46 PM (356 Views)
TomK
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“The Gay Husband Checklist”

1. If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or “pushy and aggressive” because you want sex twice a week.

2. If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.

3. You’re always more sexually aggressive than your husband.

4. If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

5. If his best friend is gay.

6. If he hangs out in gay bars.

7. If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.

8. If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.

9. If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks.


Well kenny's my best friend even though he OBVIOUSLY LIKES DEWEY BETTER. :lol: :lol:


Gay Husband Check List

Heard this on Neil Boortz today.
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kenny
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I had to read this a few times before I figured out that it is written for straight women.

:lol:
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George K
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Kenny, that's so gay...
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kenny
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You don't thay!?!
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7. If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.


Ya think?
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Dewey
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JBryan
Apr 25 2007, 04:04 PM
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7. If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.


Ya think?

Heh, yeah, that would probably be a subtle clue. :lol:
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kenny
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The Los Angeles Times interviewed the owner of several gay bath houses, (that's a business men go to to have anonymous sex).

He said a very large number of his customers are married to women. :(

That belongs on your list.

Sorry to ruin the humor of your thread Tom.
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TomK
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kenny
Apr 25 2007, 05:20 PM
The Los Angeles Times interviewed the owner of several gay bath houses, (that's a business men go to to have anonymous sex).

He said a very large number of his customers are married to women. :(

That belongs on your list.

Sorry to ruin the humor of your thread Tom.

No problem kenny--no matter what they do the antics of gay men are always worth a laugh.


10. goes to gay baths.

and how about:

11. Sings in Community Theater productions of Broadway musicals.

12. raises gerbles. :lol:
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13. His shoe collection is more extensive than yours

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phykell
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What about the male heterosexual checklist?

1. If he has to have something, it has to be as big as possible

2. If he has the opportunity to replace something, he'll keep the other one as well and tell everyone he's doing his best to sell it ;)

3....

Kenny, would you care to comment? ;)
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3. He would rather cut off his own hands and feet before asking for directions.

4. He would rather cut of his own hands, feet and testicles before asking for directions from a woman.

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Asking a woman for directions *is* cutting off your testicles.


^_^
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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phykell
Apr 26 2007, 04:40 AM
What about the male heterosexual checklist?

5. One Hammer (screwdriver, drill) is never enough.

6. Steak must be rare to medium-rare.

7. Beer quantity in fridge exceeds wine.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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George K
Apr 26 2007, 01:29 PM
phykell
Apr 26 2007, 04:40 AM
What about the male heterosexual checklist?

5. One Hammer (screwdriver, drill) is never enough.

6. Steak must be rare to medium-rare.

7. Beer quantity in fridge exceeds wine.

8. Don't understand the concept of foreplay

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x Caroline x
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