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A (funny) Poem
Topic Started: Apr 15 2007, 03:13 PM (119 Views)
dolmansaxlil
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HOLY CARP!!!
Maybe Dats Youwr Pwoblem Too

All my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.

I know, I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.
Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice. Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.

I tink I wy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometim to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, day all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

~Jim Hall



I'm currently rehearsing this poem so I can share it with my class. What are the chances I can perform it in front of three classes without cracking up? :P
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Less than zero.... I know I couldn't. Elmer Fudd does Spiderman.

Ever hear Robin Williams do the song 'Fire' as done by Elmer? Hilarious.

We'he dwibin' in you cah
You tuwn on da wadio
I'm puwwing you cwose
You just say no

You say you don't wike it
But I know you a wiar
Cause when we kiss
Ooh ooh - fiwe-e-e-e.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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TomK
HOLY CARP!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

You are a great teacher, dol. :clap:
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