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My client needs advice from the ladies; (and men, too)
Topic Started: Apr 13 2007, 05:48 PM (831 Views)
Bond, James Bond
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Middle Aged Carp
Tell your client that the display of undergarments (specifcially, the undershirt) seen at the right side of your client's neck is a distraction. It looks unkempt and sloppy. If he wishes to make a hit with the ladies one of the following three courses of action

1) Button the top button - and add a necktie.
2) Change the type of undergarment, so that white is not showing
3) (my favourite) Lose the undergarment alltogether.
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dolmansaxlil
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I agree with Mr. Bond. But your client :rolleyes: looks fab otherwise.
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Nobody's Sock
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Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links. The watch appears a bit tawdry as well.

Don't listen to Bond either. Only a man with real chest hair (like Bond) would wear that unbuttoned shirt without the undergarment. I'd bet your client is a bit follically challenged in this department, no?

Tell him to put on a dammed tie.
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Bond, James Bond
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Mr. Sock. You are correct. A certain degree of hirsuteness is necessary to "pull off" the open collared look. With French Cuffs, a necktie would be considered de rigeur.

However, the idea of no undergarments is enticing, even if you are wearing a necktie.
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sue
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dolmansaxlil
Apr 14 2007, 01:00 PM
I agree with Mr. Bond. But your client :rolleyes: looks fab otherwise.

I agree with Mr. Bond as well.
And what dol said. :smile:

thanks for the picture :wave:
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TomK
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Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links. The watch appears a bit tawdry as well.


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.
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sue
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TomK
Apr 14 2007, 02:47 PM
Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links.  The watch appears a bit tawdry as well. 


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.

:puke:
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Larry
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You look nice. But put on a tie. If you don't, all night long people will be looking at you thinking "did no one tell that guy he shouldn't wear french cuffs without a tie?".......
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Friday
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Please ask your client what the name of the club is.

Overall, this lady thinks that your client looks hot except for the undershirt, as noted by Mr Bond. Can't really tell about the watch, but please no pinky ring; not for a casual club in G-town.
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TomK
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sue
Apr 14 2007, 06:51 PM
TomK
Apr 14 2007, 02:47 PM
Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links.   The watch appears a bit tawdry as well. 


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.

:puke:

Obviously, Mr. Sue can't afford such things. :biggrin:
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Jack Frost
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TomK
Apr 14 2007, 08:51 PM
sue
Apr 14 2007, 06:51 PM
TomK
Apr 14 2007, 02:47 PM
Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links.   The watch appears a bit tawdry as well. 


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.

:puke:

Obviously, Mr. Sue can't afford such things. :biggrin:

I can afford them, and I agree with Sue. There's a lot more gold in my mouth than my hands.

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TomK
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Jack Frost
Apr 14 2007, 08:55 PM
TomK
Apr 14 2007, 08:51 PM
sue
Apr 14 2007, 06:51 PM
TomK
Apr 14 2007, 02:47 PM
Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links.   The watch appears a bit tawdry as well. 


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.

:puke:

Obviously, Mr. Sue can't afford such things. :biggrin:

I can afford them, and I agree with Sue. There's a lot more gold in my mouth than my hands.

jf

You can't SAY you can afford them--you have to buy them just for the hell of it. Wear them or not, but you have to buy them. You can't be a real wigger without the bling. :lol2:
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RosemaryTwo
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Your client clearly has years and years in front of him attracting the women.

He seems to be the conservative type, so I suppose he should follow the conservative good-looking man rules, which, I believe, dictate a tie with french cuffs or a shirt with regular sleeves.

:biggrin:
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sue
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TomK
Apr 14 2007, 05:51 PM
sue
Apr 14 2007, 06:51 PM
TomK
Apr 14 2007, 02:47 PM
Nobody's Sock
Apr 14 2007, 04:22 PM
Need some bling on the fingers to accent the links.   The watch appears a bit tawdry as well. 


Excellent advise. The man that demeans a diamond pinky ring or diamond encrusted Rolex, let's face it--can't afford such things. He's meaningless to begin with.

:puke:

Obviously, Mr. Sue can't afford such things. :biggrin:

Mr. Sue would not have become Mr. Sue had he worn such things. Blech. :tongue:
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Friday, my client went to Blue Gin...which is smack in the middle of georgetown where M street and Wisconsin intersect. If he sends me pics, I'll post them for you.
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***musical princess***
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Isaac, why don't you just post as you? :shrug:

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George K
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He want the 90th key to accumulate 20,000 posts. It's such a symmetrical number, you know.
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***musical princess***
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:rolleyes:

Then why didn't he stop at 10,000

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sue
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The 90th Key
Apr 15 2007, 02:17 PM
Friday, my client went to Blue Gin...which is smack in the middle of georgetown where M street and Wisconsin intersect. If he sends me pics, I'll post them for you.

:popcorn: :hat:
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CTPianotech
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George K
Apr 15 2007, 05:23 PM
He want the 90th key to accumulate 20,000 posts. It's such a symmetrical number, you know.

Stopping at 20,000 is nonsensical. While yes, it is a number that can be evenly divided, and easily remembered, looking at the number itself leaves one feeling as though they're looking at something artificial arbitrary stopping point.

200,002 would be waaaaaay more symetrical. It would at the same time seem to the observer as though this may have really been the moment he had 'said it all' Perhaps those viewing such a number would sit and ponder "Wow, how amazing it is that he attained such a high level of postership and at this very unique and beautiful number, he was able to bring closure to it all"

But hey, yeah, 20thousand or whatever is cute too. :yawn:
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Yes definately needs a tie to complete the outfit. Waiting for more pictures Isaac!!
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