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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 12 2007, 05:33 PM (534 Views) | |
| CrashTest | Apr 12 2007, 05:33 PM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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You know, how was it? No jokes please. Looking for serious answers only! |
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| DivaDeb | Apr 12 2007, 05:35 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 12 2007, 05:50 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I like the first time, myself. I believe women have normally preferred the second or so. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| JBryan | Apr 12 2007, 06:26 PM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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Quick. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Jack Frost | Apr 12 2007, 06:48 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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If you are serious, you would begin this thread with a story and not a question. jf |
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| AlbertaCrude | Apr 12 2007, 06:54 PM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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Actually it was unforgettable. Made feel like a real man. I was about 3 or 4. Freedom at last, freedom at last I was able to to pee standing.... |
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| Jolly | Apr 12 2007, 07:08 PM Post #7 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Yeah, but could you sink the Cheerio? |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| David Burton | Apr 12 2007, 07:34 PM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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Surprising actually. My initial reaction was sort of “So THIS is what all the fuss and bother is about?” |
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| AlbertaCrude | Apr 12 2007, 07:56 PM Post #9 |
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Bull-Carp
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:lol: :lol: |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 12 2007, 10:46 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| jon-nyc | Apr 12 2007, 11:50 PM Post #11 |
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Cheers
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The night was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I just knew What I had to do So I placed my hand Upon her breast I did it well I did my best I felt the thumping Of my heart As, slowly, her legs Spread apart. Its over with Its done now My first experience Milking a cow. |
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| Larry | Apr 13 2007, 12:39 AM Post #12 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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You should be able to remember your first time fairly clearly, Jack. It hasn't been all that long ago for you, if I recall.. and you've done it now what - 4 times? Most likely it was the woman who had to suffer through it that doesn't remember your first time, huh?... |
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| Frank_W | Apr 13 2007, 09:06 AM Post #13 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I don't remember. I was soooooo drunk. Man, my ass hurt the next day, though!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| justme | Apr 13 2007, 09:47 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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by: e e cummings may i feel said he (i'll squeal said she just once said he) it's fun said she (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she (let's go said he not too far said she what's too far said he where you are said she) may i stay said he (which way said she like this said he if you kiss said she may i move said he is it love said she) if you're willing said he (but you're killing said she but it's life said he but your wife said she now said he) ow said she (tiptop said he don't stop said she oh no said he) go slow said she (cccome?said he ummm said she) you're divine!said he (you are Mine said she) |
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| Phlebas | Apr 13 2007, 11:57 AM Post #15 |
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Bull-Carp
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She offered her honor. I honored her offer, and all night long it was honor and offer. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 13 2007, 12:07 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Frank_W | Apr 13 2007, 12:55 PM Post #17 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Pretty much my reaction too... LOL (Since then, I've come to quite enjoy it!) LOL |
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| Phlebas | Apr 13 2007, 01:32 PM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Crash, my man...let's just say it was very interesting. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Jack Frost | Apr 13 2007, 05:39 PM Post #19 |
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Bull-Carp
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Are you mad at me or something? jf |
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| Fizzygirl | Apr 16 2007, 12:43 AM Post #20 |
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Fulla-Carp
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LOL My first time was horrible. We (my ex and I) were both virgins on our honeymoon night and we fumbled around alot not really knowing what was supposed to happen when. I am almost positive he probably still fumbles around alot. Hee hee I, on the other hand, am now a pro!
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| Riley | Apr 16 2007, 10:16 AM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"This one time, at band camp..." |
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