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How was your first time?
Topic Started: Apr 12 2007, 05:33 PM (534 Views)
CrashTest
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You know, how was it? No jokes please. Looking for serious answers only!
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
:smokin:
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I like the first time, myself. I believe women have normally preferred the second or so.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Quick.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Jack Frost
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CrashTest
Apr 12 2007, 09:33 PM
You know, how was it? No jokes please. Looking for serious answers only!

If you are serious, you would begin this thread with a story and not a question.

jf
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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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AlbertaCrude
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Actually it was unforgettable. Made feel like a real man.

I was about 3 or 4.

Freedom at last, freedom at last

I was able to to pee standing....
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
AlbertaCrude
Apr 12 2007, 08:54 PM
Actually it was unforgettable. Made feel like a real man.

I was about 3 or 4.

Freedom at last, freedom at last

I was able to to pee standing....

Yeah, but could you sink the Cheerio?
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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David Burton
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Surprising actually.
My initial reaction was sort of “So THIS is what all the fuss and bother is about?”
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AlbertaCrude
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Jolly
Apr 12 2007, 07:08 PM
AlbertaCrude
Apr 12 2007, 08:54 PM
Actually it was unforgettable. Made feel like a real man.

I was about 3  or 4.

Freedom at last, freedom at last

I was able to to pee standing....

Yeah, but could you sink the Cheerio?

:lol: :lol:
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
:heart:

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x Caroline x
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
The night was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I just knew
What I had to do

So I placed my hand
Upon her breast
I did it well
I did my best

I felt the thumping
Of my heart
As, slowly, her legs
Spread apart.

Its over with
Its done now
My first experience
Milking a cow.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Jack Frost
Apr 12 2007, 10:48 PM
CrashTest
Apr 12 2007, 09:33 PM
You know, how was it? No jokes please. Looking for serious answers only!

If you are serious, you would begin this thread with a story and not a question.

jf

You should be able to remember your first time fairly clearly, Jack. It hasn't been all that long ago for you, if I recall.. and you've done it now what - 4 times?

Most likely it was the woman who had to suffer through it that doesn't remember your first time, huh?...
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Frank_W
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I don't remember. I was soooooo drunk.



Man, my ass hurt the next day, though! :hair: :whome:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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justme
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HOLY CARP!!!
by: e e cummings


may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she


(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she


(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)


may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she


may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she


but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she


(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she


(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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Phlebas
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She offered her honor.
I honored her offer,
and all night long it was honor and offer.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
Phlebas
Apr 13 2007, 07:57 PM
She offered her honor.
I honored her offer,
and all night long it was honor and offer.

:lol2:

The joke works better if you say it out loud.

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Frank_W
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David Burton
Apr 12 2007, 07:34 PM
Surprising actually.
My initial reaction was sort of “So THIS is what all the fuss and bother is about?”

Pretty much my reaction too... LOL

:shrug:


(Since then, I've come to quite enjoy it!) LOL
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Phlebas
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CrashTest
Apr 12 2007, 05:33 PM
You know, how was it?

Crash, my man...let's just say it was very interesting.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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Jack Frost
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Larry
Apr 13 2007, 04:39 AM
Jack Frost
Apr 12 2007, 10:48 PM
CrashTest
Apr 12 2007, 09:33 PM
You know, how was it? No jokes please. Looking for serious answers only!

If you are serious, you would begin this thread with a story and not a question.

jf

You should be able to remember your first time fairly clearly, Jack. It hasn't been all that long ago for you, if I recall.. and you've done it now what - 4 times?

Most likely it was the woman who had to suffer through it that doesn't remember your first time, huh?...

Are you mad at me or something?

jf
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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Fizzygirl
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LOL My first time was horrible. We (my ex and I) were both virgins on our honeymoon night and we fumbled around alot not really knowing what was supposed to happen when.

I am almost positive he probably still fumbles around alot. Hee hee

I, on the other hand, am now a pro! :fallenhalo:
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Frank_W
Apr 13 2007, 01:06 PM
I don't remember. I was soooooo drunk.



Man, my ass hurt the next day, though! :hair: :whome:

"This one time, at band camp..."
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