thursday snarky caption contest # 2

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thursday snarky caption contest # 2; (sorry, things r slow here today)
Topic Started: Feb 15 2007, 05:22 AM (183 Views)
bachophile	Feb 15 2007, 05:22 AM Post #1
Bull-Carp Posts: 8,579 Group: Members Member #23 Joined: April 19, 2005	best to know your sturgeon personally before any operation.
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JBryan	Feb 15 2007, 05:22 AM Post #2
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 26,286 Group: Members Member #32 Joined: April 19, 2005	Sleeps with the fishes.
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RosemaryTwo	Feb 15 2007, 05:43 AM Post #3
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 11,412 Group: Members Member #400 Joined: October 26, 2006	Alone at sea for over 18 months, Lars began the habit of lying down with his catch, talking about his fears that his wife back home was having an affair with the local pub owner.
	"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua


Fizzygirl	Feb 15 2007, 01:11 PM Post #4
Fulla-Carp Posts: 3,697 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: April 18, 2005	This looks like a good spot for a couple fishing jokes! A man took weekend fishing trips twice a month. His wife got used to them, and was sure to have all of his things packed when he came home after work on Friday. After some months of the same routine, she became concerned as to whether or not he actually was going fishing, but without any proof she wasn't going to confront him. One Sunday evening after returning from his "fishing" weekend, he confronted his wife. "All I ask from you is that you have my things ready when I get home from work. And this weekend, you forgot to pack me any clean underwear. Do you have any idea how I feel wearing the same underwear for 3 days?" The wife defended herself, "I didn't forget to pack your clean underwear." He snapped back, "Well, I didn't have any hen I got to the lake. Where'd you pack them, they weren't in my suitcase." "No, " she replied, "this time I packed them in your tackle box." ******************************************************************* There were four blonde's sitting on the bank of a river, each with a fishing pole intently concentrating on the task at hand. A Game Warden drives by and see's the four women apparently fishing and decided to check for the proper fishing licenses and equipment. He approached the women and told them he needed to check for their fishing licenses and to his surprise, they all replied they did not have one. However, before the Warden could speak, one of the women spoke up and said, "Mr. Warden, sir, we are not fishing for you normal catch. We are environmentalist ridding the waters of garbage and other debris. "We are not fishing for "fish." "We have poles, yes, but on the end of our lines we have magnets. The magnets are gathering up metallic debris from the bottom of this river and therefore, were are cleaning the environment." Stunned, the Game Warden thought for a moment and then asked the women to retrieve their lines an show him the "magnets" they were using. Sure enough, one after the other, the women showed the Warden various sized and colored magnets at the end of their line. Puzzled, the Warden again thought for a moment then stated. "Well, you ladies seem to be doing a good thing here and there is no law against cleaning up a river bed with a magnet. More people should be like you four. Have a nice day." With that the Warden drove off. As soon as the the Warden was out of sight, the four women burst out in hysterical laughter. Finally, when one of them was able to speak, she said, "Stupid Fish Cop!. Doesn't he know there are STEALHEAD in this river?!!!"
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mrenaud	Feb 15 2007, 01:31 PM Post #5
Junior Carp Posts: 486 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: April 18, 2005	It is a most elusive fish. And I went wherever it did go!
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