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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 8 2007, 10:53 PM (123 Views) | |
| Claude Ball | Jan 8 2007, 10:53 PM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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My girlfriend just told me I have Priapism and to leave her alone. Is it contagious? Can I give it to her? |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Daniel\ | Jan 8 2007, 10:55 PM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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He said give it to her. Har. Har. I don't know what the that is sorry. |
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| Larry | Jan 8 2007, 11:27 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 9 2007, 04:06 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I had to look that up.... Yeah...I'm cool.
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| Frank_W | Jan 9 2007, 05:02 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Give it to her... Would that be orally, or as a suppository?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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