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Favorite joke; ...what's yours?
Topic Started: Dec 27 2006, 10:18 AM (153 Views)
The 89th Key
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What's your favorite joke that is no longer than a couple sentences?
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Optimistic
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I'm a huge fan of the interrupting cow joke, but the interrupting sloth is pretty good as well :nerd:
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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pianojerome
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or the interrupting chicken with an identity crisis?
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Hilary aka LadyElton
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kentcouncil
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Are you male or female?
To find the answer, look down!!!










































Not here, Stupid!
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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Kincaid
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They say the brain is 98% water. I guess that would be really bad tasting water...

(This was a David Letterman joke during a monologue. You had to be there, I think.)
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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kentcouncil
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How To Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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kentcouncil
Dec 27 2006, 07:58 PM
How To Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

:lol2:

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