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| Favorite joke; ...what's yours? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 27 2006, 10:18 AM (153 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Dec 27 2006, 10:18 AM Post #1 |
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What's your favorite joke that is no longer than a couple sentences? |
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| Optimistic | Dec 27 2006, 10:19 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'm a huge fan of the interrupting cow joke, but the interrupting sloth is pretty good as well
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 27 2006, 10:34 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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or the interrupting chicken with an identity crisis? |
| Sam | |
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| LadyElton | Dec 27 2006, 10:36 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| kentcouncil | Dec 27 2006, 11:36 AM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Are you male or female? To find the answer, look down!!! Not here, Stupid! |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Kincaid | Dec 27 2006, 11:46 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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They say the brain is 98% water. I guess that would be really bad tasting water... (This was a David Letterman joke during a monologue. You had to be there, I think.) |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| kentcouncil | Dec 27 2006, 11:58 AM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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How To Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 27 2006, 11:59 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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