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| If Santa's Sleigh Were Pulled By Cats | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 25 2006, 07:27 PM (109 Views) | |
| George K | Dec 25 2006, 07:27 PM Post #1 |
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The Top 8 Differences If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by Cats 8> When Santa wants nine cats to fly all in the same direction, it's "On, Hoover, on, Shop-Vac...." -- 7> Christmas is slightly delayed while we wait for Vixen to finish cleaning herself. -- 6> December 24: Fire departments the world over go on rooftop rescue red alert. -- 5> Santa may get the cookies, but no way he keeps that milk to himself. -- 4> First, the dinner and the grooming. Then the napping, followed by a light snack. Then, maybe, the flying. -- 3> Parents frantically cover the kids' sandboxes. -- 2> Less antler envy. -- and the Number 1 Difference If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by Cats... -- 1> "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And they gave him a look of contemptuous dismissal." |
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| Daniel\ | Dec 26 2006, 02:09 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Riley | Dec 26 2006, 05:27 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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