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If Santa's Sleigh Were Pulled By Cats
Topic Started: Dec 25 2006, 07:27 PM (109 Views)
George K
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The Top 8 Differences If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by Cats


8> When Santa wants nine cats to fly all in the same direction, it's "On, Hoover, on, Shop-Vac...."
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7> Christmas is slightly delayed while we wait for Vixen to finish cleaning herself.
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6> December 24: Fire departments the world over go on rooftop rescue red alert.
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5> Santa may get the cookies, but no way he keeps that milk to himself.
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4> First, the dinner and the grooming. Then the napping, followed by a light snack. Then, maybe, the flying.
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3> Parents frantically cover the kids' sandboxes.
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2> Less antler envy.
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and the Number 1 Difference If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by Cats...
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1> "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And they gave him a look of contemptuous dismissal."
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