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| Jack A Lope | Dec 22 2006, 07:07 PM Post #26 |
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Greetings from the great southwest. It's warm and sunny here. Ok, not at this particular moment. It's dark right now. But the weatherman has assured us the sun will shine again at dawn. Merry Ho-ho and all that rot my merry band of internet junkies. I'm off to cause mischief and mayhem in the desert. |
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Sock License # 113 A jackalope is a hybrid of the pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit. Reportedly, jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached. It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!". Although no jackalope has ever been captured alive, it is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey, and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. It is also legend that the Cherokee Indians would eat these at the end of a vision quest. | |
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| Daniel\ | Dec 22 2006, 07:08 PM Post #27 |
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| JBryan | Dec 22 2006, 07:13 PM Post #28 |
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I never thought I would see a jackalope post here. There are not that many people in Wyoming. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| billyjoebubbajimbob | Dec 22 2006, 07:15 PM Post #29 |
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Here I am, dammit. Now scuze me, I'm off to the monster truck show. |
| [size=1]I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.[/size] | |
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| Homer | Dec 22 2006, 07:27 PM Post #30 |
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Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy! |
| "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 22 2006, 08:52 PM Post #31 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I love Christmas..... (ouch! please, Mistress, may I have another?)
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Austin Powers | Dec 22 2006, 09:02 PM Post #32 |
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grr, baby |
| Like James Bond, only without the egocentric, overbearing, unfunny, smelly, with horrible teeth, overblown sense of self-importance | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 22 2006, 09:03 PM Post #33 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Oh, behave! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| The Godfather | Dec 22 2006, 09:04 PM Post #34 |
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I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. |
| I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. | |
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| Stainweggie | Dec 22 2006, 09:14 PM Post #35 |
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Oooooh, BABA - yo sista look almost as good as you do from behind... Merry Christmas everybody (Hey Blondie - what say we get together soon so you can jingle my bells?) |
| I have a 6' Stainweggie | |
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| The Devil Himself | Dec 22 2006, 09:15 PM Post #36 |
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That's my guy... |
| Please allow me to introduce myself | |
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| Taquisha | Dec 22 2006, 09:18 PM Post #37 |
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Stainweggie Johnson, you get yo ass off dat computer and come to bed RIGHT NOW! I'll jingle yo bells, you lyin' fool... |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 22 2006, 09:22 PM Post #38 |
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You got a purdy lil face, Taquisha. If Stainweggie don't come home, can I come over and take a walk on the wild side? |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Alex Trebek | Dec 22 2006, 09:23 PM Post #39 |
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Welcome to the nuthouse. (hey Stain! How ya doin') |
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| Andy | Dec 22 2006, 09:25 PM Post #40 |
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Merry Christmas everyone, from me, Aunt Bea, and Opie. |
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| The Devil Himself | Dec 22 2006, 09:26 PM Post #41 |
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Alex is my guy too. Not Andy, but I got Opie young... |
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| Barney | Dec 22 2006, 09:27 PM Post #42 |
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Me and Thelma Lou want to say Merry Christmas too! |
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| The Devil Himself | Dec 22 2006, 09:28 PM Post #43 |
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Some think he's my guy.. but even I have standards. |
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| Goober | Dec 22 2006, 09:29 PM Post #44 |
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Goober says hey! And Merry Christmas to everyone! |
| Goober says hey! | |
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| Gomer | Dec 22 2006, 09:33 PM Post #45 |
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Gah-oo-lly! Ain't it nice to see everybody here! Ain't it, Andy? Shazam! |
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| Guido | Dec 22 2006, 09:39 PM Post #46 |
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I woulda lika to wish everyona here a verya Merrya Christmas, anna Happya New Year. I'm ona security detail ata the Vatican thisa year. Cardinal Dickson isa in town, so we needa to keepa close watch ona things. |
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Thanka you, thanka you. Father Guido Sarducci | |
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| Wyatt Derp | Dec 22 2006, 09:42 PM Post #47 |
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It might take a while to hit ya, but that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. |
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| Fat Shirley | Dec 22 2006, 09:45 PM Post #48 |
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Merry Christmas everybody! Come visit me when you get a chance, huh? And Opie, my how you've changed! Wanna come over and stuff my stockings? |
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| blondie | Dec 22 2006, 10:03 PM Post #49 |
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Yo Stain. Taquisha's p*ssed. Thanks for jingling mine ![]() 'Nite .
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| Mick E. Likker | Dec 23 2006, 02:08 AM Post #50 |
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Mick and mmmaestro wish everyone a safe, happy Christmas and New Year
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