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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 19 2006, 11:08 AM (223 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Dec 19 2006, 11:08 AM Post #1 |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 19 2006, 11:10 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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![]() Why Dutch women's breasts are getting bigger |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 11:17 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie You otha' brutha's can't deny...." er... (sound of record needle scraping harshly....) RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | Dec 19 2006, 11:22 AM Post #4 |
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Dutch women's breasts may be getting bigger, but so are American asses. |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 19 2006, 11:28 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I was going to post EXACTLY the same thing and i read through the thread hoping that no-one had gotten there first. Trust YOU! :rolleyes: x |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 11:44 AM Post #6 |
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Muahahahahaha... That ass is so big, it constitutes 40% of all the Dark Matter in the universe. It vacuums up children and small household mammals... Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!!! "The Ass That Ate New York City!"
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| phykell | Dec 19 2006, 11:52 AM Post #7 |
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Senior Carp
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New titanium chair passes state of Florida official field testing. ![]() Disclaimer: phykell has never been to Florida, and now probably won't be allowed to
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 11:53 AM Post #8 |
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Good one, Phykell!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Dec 19 2006, 11:56 AM Post #9 |
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Finally
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Thrilled that she found employment at the Samsonite Company (in the folding chair division, as a stress tester), Betty-Ann looked forward to the increased income for purchasing new capri pants. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 12:00 PM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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If she had to haul ass, she'd have to make two trips!! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Dec 19 2006, 12:08 PM Post #11 |
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Finally
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A sad runner up....
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| DivaDeb | Dec 19 2006, 12:11 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I hope she beeps before she backs up.... |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 01:36 PM Post #13 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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"....Never let it near bright lights. Never spill water on it. And never, but NEVER, let it have boiled cabbage and beer!"
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Dewey | Dec 19 2006, 01:52 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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(Business-to-Business advertisement)![]() Acme Chairs - We'll hold your Bottom Line. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Larry | Dec 20 2006, 01:16 AM Post #15 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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How on earth would you keep something like that clean?........ |
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| phykell | Dec 20 2006, 01:37 AM Post #16 |
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Senior Carp
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At the car wash (sing it!), AT THE CAR WASH YEAH
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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:rolleyes:

Good one, Phykell!


At the car wash (sing it!), AT THE CAR WASH YEAH 
4:56 PM Jul 10