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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 19 2006, 10:37 AM (81 Views) | |
| ***musical princess*** | Dec 19 2006, 10:37 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?" Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away". Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking." Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?" Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then" Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?" Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one." Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking." x |
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| M&M's | Dec 19 2006, 10:40 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 10:41 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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