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The liberal media; ...a joke.
Topic Started: Dec 19 2006, 09:39 AM (68 Views)
The 89th Key
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Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was

attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy

ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar

and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident

and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering

data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:

"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , Mass, I just

assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:

"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "Oh, I assumed everybody in this state was either

for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:

"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet after

destroying private property."
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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