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| The liberal media; ...a joke. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 19 2006, 09:39 AM (68 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Dec 19 2006, 09:39 AM Post #1 |
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Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal" "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack" "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "Oh, I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? " "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet after destroying private property." |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2006, 10:42 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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