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Write your own 'Dear John' letter
Topic Started: Dec 18 2006, 11:48 AM (121 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
I get a lot of these, for some reason. Some of them are brusque to the point of rudeness, in my opinion.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Dear John,

Thou doest post too much!

:D
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
See what I mean? That was just un-called for.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Dear John,

Please save my puppy dog,
Stanley the Third.
For he smells like a hog,
And he quacks like a bird.

I think he is sick
My poor puppy dog, Stanley.
He calls me a prick,
And he says I'm not manly!

Now this makes me sad,
So please do cure my pet.
For his grammar is bad,
And my bed he doth wet!

As he watches T.V.
He does eat all my cake,
And he talks like Pee-Wee,
When he pees in the lake!

And his farts are so smelly,
And paws are so muddy,
He likes jelly bellies,
That old fuddy duddy!

So please, dear old John,
Please do save my dear canine,
Don't know what he's on,
But now thinks he's a feline!

Your friend,
Sam
Sam
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/dearjohn/index.asp
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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George K
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Finally
Aqua Letifer
Dec 18 2006, 02:46 PM

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