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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 17 2006, 06:45 AM (123 Views) | |
| George K | Dec 17 2006, 06:45 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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Remember "Mad Libs?" (no, Larry, this is NOT a political thread) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 17 2006, 08:51 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Santa Claus North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at George's Office party. It was CrashTest who spiked the punch with too much Chocolate milk. I can't help it if I drank 42 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like garlic. I thought it was funny when I put Dolmansaxlil's yarmulka on my head and danced the mazurka on the chair while singing `Fugue in G Minor'. I didn't mean to break George's shaver and don't know why George would accuse me of public performance of 4'33''. I don't remember calling John D'Oh's wife a silly goose---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and royal green lipstick! And when I threw up on Jane D'Oh's husband's pinky, it was only because I ate too much of that seven-layer cake. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my train through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a meshuga lobster and have me arrested for radio broadcast of 4'33''! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stinky and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this giggly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and heartily yours, Sam (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 17 bucks! |
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| George K | Dec 17 2006, 09:13 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Very, funny, PJ. This thread has great potential....
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 17 2006, 06:15 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Santa Claus North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at MP's Office party. It was Larry who spiked the punch with too much White Russian. I can't help it if I drank 88 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mothballs. I thought it was funny when I put Sam's undershirt on my head and danced the Ceilidh on the bed while singing `Peace Piece'. I didn't mean to break MP's toaster and don't know why MP would accuse me of murder. I don't remember calling George's wife a greasy sheep---even though she looked like one with fushia eye shadow and dun lipstick! And when I threw up on Deb's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that tripe. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tricycle through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a shaggy dog and have me arrested for robbery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hairy and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fat stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and crazily yours, Miriam (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 7 bucks! |
| And how are you today? | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 18 2006, 10:20 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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*bump* I want to see what other people come up with. |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 18 2006, 10:47 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hehehe!!! ![]() Santa Claus North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Isaac's Office party. It was Frank who spiked the punch with too much Wine. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Dolce Vita. I thought it was funny when I put George's Knickers on my head and danced the Tango on the Bed while singing `Lady Marmalade'. I didn't mean to break Isaac's Vibrator and don't know why Isaac would accuse me of Murder. I don't remember calling Ivory's wife a Bright Cow---even though she looked like one with Black eye shadow and Red lipstick! And when I threw up on Debs's husband's Breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that Clotted Cream. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Dirty Dog and have me arrested for Theft! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Loud and Big. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Slowly yours, Caroline (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 100 bucks! x |
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| Jane D'Oh | Dec 18 2006, 10:48 AM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Slowly yours!! :lol: |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 18 2006, 11:05 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| x Caroline x | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 18 2006, 11:33 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Deb's husband was in the wrong place at the wrong time twice! He must not have appreciated it at all! :lol: |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 18 2006, 11:33 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The poor man is COVERED in sick! ![]() x |
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| pianojerome | Dec 18 2006, 11:35 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:mellow: |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 18 2006, 11:37 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: That made me LOL, and my mom (who is working right now) gave me a curious look. I ignored it, and (thankfully) she didn't ask. |
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