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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 8 2006, 12:02 PM (68 Views) | |
| Dewey | Dec 8 2006, 12:02 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Dear Contractor: Thanks so much for the fruitcake you had delivered to our office. We really appreciated the gesture of goodwill this holiday season. We cut the fruitcake up, and everyone in the office had some. Sincerely, Dewey Architects, Inc. Dear Dewey: That wasn't a fruitcake, it was a precast submittal you were supposed to approve. Merry Christmas. Sincerely, ABC Construction Co. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 8 2006, 12:06 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Whoops!! :lol: (Was it any good?)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| big al | Dec 8 2006, 12:09 PM Post #3 |
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Bull-Carp
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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