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Condoms too big for Indian men!
Topic Started: Dec 8 2006, 06:32 AM (637 Views)
Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
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Dec 8 2006, 12:22 PM
So, what is so special about being in a tribe?

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Casino money! :excited:
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AlbertaCrude
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In Canada you have special privileges such as:

1) the right to hunt and fish year round on public lands;

2) free education, health care and in some instances housing;

3) your personal property is exempt from the right of seizure if located on Treaty land (e.g.: the bank can't repossess you vehicle);

4) in a criminal court you may be eligible to be sentenced in accordance to tribal traditions and/or the recommendations of a panel of tribal elders;

5) You are exempt from paying all taxes and;

6) you can smoke in public without some whiteman telling you can't.

There are plenty more.
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DivaDeb
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Dec 8 2006, 01:22 PM
So, what is so special about being in a tribe?

x

It's not a matter of being special...it's a matter of recognition of your ethnic heritage. It's no different than your acknowledgment of your Irish grandmother's contribution to your blood line. For me, it's totally meaningless (the membership, that is, not my ancestry), but my mother felt strongly enough about it that her children and grandchildren are all on the roles.
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DivaDeb
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AlbertaCrude
Dec 8 2006, 01:36 PM
In Canada you have special privileges such as: 1) the right to hunt and fish year round on public lands; 2) free education, health care and in some instances housing; 3) your personal property is exempt from the right of seizure if located on Treaty land (i.e: the bank can't repossess you vehicle); 4) in a criminal court you may be eligible to be sentenced in accordance tribal traditions and teh recommendations of a panel of tribal elders; 5) You are exempt of paying all taxes and; 5) you can smoke in public without some whiteman telling you can't.

cool...that doesn't work here, but I might take up smoking if it did

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Larry
Dec 8 2006, 09:48 AM
Excuse me, but your title is misleading. It should say "Hindu men", since everyone knows that Indians of the red extraction are hung like the horses they ride......... :D

It's those eastern ones with the tiny little peckers.....

Larry's right. Whenever someone uses the term "Indian" my first question is "Dot...or feather?"

:D
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plays88keys
Dec 8 2006, 12:19 PM
Larry's right. Whenever someone uses the term "Indian" my first question is "Dot...or feather?"

:D

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big al
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The original thread topic reminded me of the following:


Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send 100,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over for a week?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a favor. Can you send 100,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.

"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one."


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George K
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Dec 8 2006, 12:22 PM
So, what is so special about being in a tribe?

Oy Vey!

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Whenever someone uses the term "Indian" my first question is "Dot...or feather?"


THAT one's goin' straight to the OR....
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LWpianistin
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I never think of American Indians when I hear the word 'Indian'....and not all Indians are Hindu.

I have some Blackfoot in me somewhere. It's very noticable in my dad. High cheekbones and his skin tone.
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Larry
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I thought that was just true of the Seminoles.


Don't you mean...... Semenoles?.....
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I have some Blackfoot in me somewhere.

My favorite pickup line (not that I've used it)

"You got any Indian in you?
....would you like some in you?....... :D

So MP - does this mean the date's off?...... :D
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Axtremus
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Larry
Dec 8 2006, 10:48 AM
Excuse me, but your title is misleading. It should say "Hindu men", since everyone knows that Indians of the red extraction are hung like the horses they ride......... :D

It's those eastern ones with the tiny little peckers.....

Looking at the relative population sizes, it appears that the eastern Indians are the ones who actually know how to use what they have.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Dec 8 2006, 12:33 PM
He's part of a tribe??

Omg... i so didn't know this..

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That one almost made me pee my pants....... :D :D
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LWpianistin
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Larry
Dec 8 2006, 10:27 PM
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I have some Blackfoot in me somewhere.

My favorite pickup line (not that I've used it)

"You got any Indian in you?
....would you like some in you?....... :D

So MP - does this mean the date's off?...... :D

:lol: and :rolleyes: at the same time.
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***musical princess***
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Larry
Dec 9 2006, 02:27 AM
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I have some Blackfoot in me somewhere.

My favorite pickup line (not that I've used it)

"You got any Indian in you?
....would you like some in you?....... :D

So MP - does this mean the date's off?...... :D

Hell no! Being ravaged by a tribesman sounds like fun! :devilgrin:

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x Caroline x
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Stainweggie
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Larry is an INDIAN???????

Ooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

LOCK UP THE WOMEN!

HIDE THE DOGS!

WHO LET ONE OF THEM IN HERE?????

Damn lazy heathens!.....
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He's got purdy feathers.
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He got a big totem pole, too. I know. He make my propellor jus' spiiiiiinnn!
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