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| Condoms too big for Indian men! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 8 2006, 06:32 AM (637 Views) | |
| Jolly | Dec 8 2006, 10:33 AM Post #26 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Casino money!
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| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Dec 8 2006, 10:36 AM Post #27 |
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Bull-Carp
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In Canada you have special privileges such as: 1) the right to hunt and fish year round on public lands; 2) free education, health care and in some instances housing; 3) your personal property is exempt from the right of seizure if located on Treaty land (e.g.: the bank can't repossess you vehicle); 4) in a criminal court you may be eligible to be sentenced in accordance to tribal traditions and/or the recommendations of a panel of tribal elders; 5) You are exempt from paying all taxes and; 6) you can smoke in public without some whiteman telling you can't. There are plenty more. |
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| DivaDeb | Dec 8 2006, 10:36 AM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's not a matter of being special...it's a matter of recognition of your ethnic heritage. It's no different than your acknowledgment of your Irish grandmother's contribution to your blood line. For me, it's totally meaningless (the membership, that is, not my ancestry), but my mother felt strongly enough about it that her children and grandchildren are all on the roles. |
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| DivaDeb | Dec 8 2006, 10:37 AM Post #29 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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cool...that doesn't work here, but I might take up smoking if it did :lol: |
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| plays88keys | Dec 8 2006, 12:19 PM Post #30 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Larry's right. Whenever someone uses the term "Indian" my first question is "Dot...or feather?"
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| You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 8 2006, 12:21 PM Post #31 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| big al | Dec 8 2006, 12:33 PM Post #32 |
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Bull-Carp
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The original thread topic reminded me of the following: Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President. "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send 100,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over for a week?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President. Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything. George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a favor. Can you send 100,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company. "Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one." Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| George K | Dec 8 2006, 12:40 PM Post #33 |
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Oy Vey!
THAT one's goin' straight to the OR.... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 8 2006, 05:31 PM Post #34 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I never think of American Indians when I hear the word 'Indian'....and not all Indians are Hindu. I have some Blackfoot in me somewhere. It's very noticable in my dad. High cheekbones and his skin tone. |
| And how are you today? | |
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| Larry | Dec 8 2006, 06:23 PM Post #35 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Don't you mean...... Semenoles?..... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Dec 8 2006, 06:27 PM Post #36 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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My favorite pickup line (not that I've used it) "You got any Indian in you? ....would you like some in you?....... ![]() So MP - does this mean the date's off?......
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 8 2006, 09:24 PM Post #37 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Looking at the relative population sizes, it appears that the eastern Indians are the ones who actually know how to use what they have. |
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| Larry | Dec 8 2006, 10:31 PM Post #38 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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That one almost made me pee my pants.......
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 8 2006, 11:06 PM Post #39 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: and :rolleyes: at the same time. |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 8 2006, 11:09 PM Post #40 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hell no! Being ravaged by a tribesman sounds like fun! x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| Stainweggie | Dec 8 2006, 11:11 PM Post #41 |
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Junior Carp
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Larry is an INDIAN??????? Ooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! LOCK UP THE WOMEN! HIDE THE DOGS! WHO LET ONE OF THEM IN HERE????? Damn lazy heathens!..... |
| I have a 6' Stainweggie | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 8 2006, 11:19 PM Post #42 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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He's got purdy feathers. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Taquisha | Dec 8 2006, 11:24 PM Post #43 |
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Junior Carp
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He got a big totem pole, too. I know. He make my propellor jus' spiiiiiinnn! |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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