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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 7 2006, 05:29 AM (347 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 05:29 AM Post #1 |
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MAMIL
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Why don't you learn to spell proper? And stop speaking with that phoney baloney accent, we all know you stop doing it when nobody is around, and sound like Dick van Dyke. Gawd bless you, Merry Parpins! |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 7 2006, 05:31 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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*blink blink* *wiping the peanuts and corn out of my eyes and hair and wondering *
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 7 2006, 05:32 AM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Oh, blouw it out your arse. :lol: |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Daniel\ | Dec 7 2006, 05:33 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| CTPianotech | Dec 7 2006, 05:42 AM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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dude, who's this 'Dick van Dyke', and does he have any idea of the irony in his name? |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 05:51 AM Post #6 |
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He's one of America's finest 'actors'. His English accent is breathtaking. |
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| JBryan | Dec 7 2006, 06:35 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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I'l bet it is to an Englishman. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Mark | Dec 7 2006, 09:24 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You are really showing your age there John. I never liked DvD. During my interview at the college newspaper (Milwaukee) the editor asked if I was from Liverpool. "Liverpool?, you mean in England?" "Yes!" "No, I am from Pittsburgh!" Must have been all that British Progressive Rock I listened to in the 70's.
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 7 2006, 09:42 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I quite like Dick Van Dyke. x |
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| sue | Dec 7 2006, 10:02 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That's because you didn't grow up listening to this. |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 10:08 AM Post #11 |
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MAMIL
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Strangely enough, he's still working. He did the voice-over for the old guy in the recent Curious George movie. Thankfully he didn't attempt to repeat his wonderful accented triumphs from yesteryear. |
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| kenny | Dec 7 2006, 10:26 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't you mean properly? |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 10:30 AM Post #13 |
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MAMIL
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Maisy dotes, and dosey dotes, and little lambsy divey Idy divey too, wouldn't you? |
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| Mark | Dec 7 2006, 10:49 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I can spell proper just fine thank you! p-r-o-p-e-r.
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 7 2006, 11:06 AM Post #15 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Propeur? Prouper? Puroper? Where do you place that obligatory and quaint 'u'? |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 11:09 AM Post #16 |
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I would tell you, but you'd likely take offence. Maybe even a gate. Quaint? Ain't it qaint? |
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| mmmaestro007 | Dec 7 2006, 12:08 PM Post #17 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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gore blimey ......allo guvnor! |
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"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!" Sir Thomas Beechem, conductor | |
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| Mark | Dec 7 2006, 02:25 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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guvna! sheesh get it right! |
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| Frank_W | Dec 7 2006, 02:55 PM Post #19 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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John, don't you Brits have something better to do? Run an empire, perhaps? Oh, wait... Nevermind.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 06:38 PM Post #20 |
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MAMIL
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The Empire's still there, you just can't see it as well as you used to. They turned it into a bingo hall. |
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| Larry | Dec 7 2006, 06:44 PM Post #21 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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How do you say "Shut up, you dumb f**k" in Australian? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 7 2006, 07:14 PM Post #22 |
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MAMIL
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I think you've mastered the International Language of Insults, so no translation is necessary. If you want to be doubly sure, sign language is always good. |
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| JBryan | Dec 7 2006, 07:48 PM Post #23 |
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I am the grey one
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Digital communication. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| David Burton | Dec 7 2006, 08:06 PM Post #24 |
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Senior Carp
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Indeed, as I've been saying now for many years and based on a stack of surprisingly good geopolitical reportage and analysis. Some days I think, "Why of course, it's inevitable, we'll certainly throw in with them eventually," etc. I predicted that five nations were inclined to disintegration and three have already fallen apart; the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia. The others on my list were and are Indonesia and Canada which if they don't fall apart will jettison what is no longer supportable. Eventually, in the case of Canada, to be merged into the North American Union with its new weighted currency, the Amero, soon to replace your local currency by 2050, effective in Mexico, Canada and the United States. This new political and economic union will be administered more on the English model including replacement of all primary and secondary education everywhere by their exemplary system. In this way English will be made to prevail even though there will always be areas where Spanish or French will be more or less expected. In this way and on for the foreseeable future, the British Empire, which I am happy to remind us also includes Scotland, will gain an essential position on this continent which they actually look upon privately as something like their natural patrimony, extending veritable command from Canada, over both countries to its south. I expect that Canadians will come out doing very well indeed into the bargain. If I believe in the future, and I do, I'd be invested in Canada. |
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| Riley | Dec 7 2006, 08:47 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's not 'Propor'. But if it was, the u would belong right here: Propour. |
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