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| Mark | Dec 5 2006, 07:51 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() http://littledemocrats.net/index.html http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 5 2006, 07:54 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Oh, FFS.....
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mark | Dec 5 2006, 07:56 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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FFS??? Fighting For Survival?
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2006, 08:01 AM Post #4 |
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MAMIL
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I like it, and will be buying many copies. It's nice to see children's books getting back to core values and discussing what's really important. 'Democrats make sure we share all our toys, just like mummy does'.
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 5 2006, 08:02 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Um... No. For f*cksakes.... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Dec 5 2006, 08:08 AM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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Democrats are just like our mummy. What is new about that? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 5 2006, 08:09 AM Post #7 |
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:lol: :lol: I would say it looks fake though. I found this one to be really funny. Watch out for that elephant!
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| QuirtEvans | Dec 5 2006, 08:20 AM Post #8 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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It's really hard for Mommy to protect you from the elephants. They sh!t everywhere. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 5 2006, 08:27 AM Post #9 |
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I'm surprised Mommy is a squirrel and not an ass.
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| Mark | Dec 5 2006, 09:09 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So each time a person dies or gets injured in any way it's the democrats fault!!! :lol: |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| David Burton | Dec 5 2006, 12:46 PM Post #11 |
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Senior Carp
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No silly, it's the fault of all that elephant s-h-i-t out there. :lol: |
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| Frank_W | Dec 5 2006, 12:47 PM Post #12 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Clearly, the only safe bet is to become a Libertarian. At least we are personally responsible for our own sh!t.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 5 2006, 12:52 PM Post #13 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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It actually looks like the elephant is going to confront Chester the Molester in the trench coat -- the Dems would no doubt have an ACLU lawyer on hand to defend Chester's right to "freedom of speech" for flashing the kids. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Phlebas | Dec 5 2006, 01:00 PM Post #14 |
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Bull-Carp
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Chester looks like he was about to say: "You Democrats think you have a big tent? Check out this big tent!" |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Horace | Dec 5 2006, 08:25 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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shouldn't the elephant be walking off the path, destroying the natural environment remorselessly? |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| CTPianotech | Dec 5 2006, 08:40 PM Post #16 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I shall no longer break for squirrels
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| Larry | Dec 5 2006, 11:32 PM Post #17 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I emailed the moron who wrote that little book a couple of months ago, and told him he was...... well...... a moron. His responses were hilarious! He really *is* a moron!....... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| CTPianotech | Dec 5 2006, 11:34 PM Post #18 |
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Fulla-Carp
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any quotable quotes from said moron?? |
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| David Burton | Dec 6 2006, 08:07 AM Post #19 |
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Senior Carp
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remorselessly, what a great adverb. |
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| Horace | Dec 6 2006, 09:09 AM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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people who want to be writers but who don't really have much talent, seem to tend to gravitate towards children's books. It's all the rage amongst celebrities. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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