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Do you care airport screeners can see privates
Topic Started: Dec 4 2006, 09:14 PM (1,689 Views)
Dewey
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Well I don't think you need to start shopping for the best air fares quite yet. ^_^

And for the record, I'd like to point out that the poll is now 15-14 in favor of my position (remember ny's errant "yes" vote).
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Jane D'Oh
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Just as long as your position has nothing to do with Marys ear...

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Pfft.
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Frank_W
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A little boy went to a teacher and told her that he'd found a dead cat. She asked how he knew it was dead. He replied, "I pissed in his ear and he didn't move." The teacher exclaimed, "You WHAT???" The boy said, "Yeah... I leaned down and said, 'Pssst!' in his ear and he didn't move." :D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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ivorythumper
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Dewey
Dec 6 2006, 12:47 PM
Well I don't think you need to start shopping for the best air fares quite yet. ^_^

And for the record, I'd like to point out that the poll is now 15-14 in favor of my position (remember ny's errant "yes" vote).

You must be a democrat. :lol:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Dewey
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Well at least with this new technology, we won't need magnifying glasses to spot hanging chads. ^_^
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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John D'Oh
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Dewey
Dec 6 2006, 03:37 PM
Well at least with this new technology, we won't need magnifying glasses to spot hanging chads. ^_^

I've never heard them called that before.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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big al
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There's a much more broadly based security initiative underway in Europe that includes monitoring of passengers' onboard behavior and auto-pilot control of planes to prevent diversions/hijackings. Is any intrusion on privacy too much where safety and security is concerned? Read here for more details and tell us what you think: Security of Aircraft in the Future European Environment

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Frank_W
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I don't care if they see my privates. I'm more concerned if they can see my sergeants! :rimshot:


Yes, yes... I know.... I'm going....


:leaving:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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***musical princess***
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Frank_W
Dec 7 2006, 03:32 PM
I don't care if they see my privates. I'm more concerned if they can see my sergeants! :rimshot:


Yes, yes... I know.... I'm going....


:leaving:

Hehe...that actually gave me a little giggle Frank!! ^_^



It's not nearly as bad as...


Where does the sergeant keeps his armies?

Up his sleevies. :sombrero:

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Frank_W
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Oh.... That's BAD!!!!! :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Brett
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It doesnt really bother me but I could imagine those who would be upset. I have a simple solution. Just have two lines. Muslims go through that xray machine and everyone else does the regular ones. (Is that bad)



I can just feel the anger in the ACLU members!!
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Dewey
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Based on your avatar, I thought you'd say something like... "It's really quite simple, you people form a line right here, and you people form a line right here, and you other people form a line right here - FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

^_^
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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AlbertaCrude
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Seems reasonable to me Brett.
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John D'Oh
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Has anybody developed a reliable test for Mohammedism on which to determine who goes in which line?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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AlbertaCrude
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Not sure but given sufficient R&D funding, I'm sure that Larry and a few of us here could develop one pretty fast.
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ivorythumper
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John D'Oh
Dec 7 2006, 11:37 AM
Has anybody developed a reliable test for Mohammedism on which to determine who goes in which line?

Just have a Koran sitting in a trash bin at the entrance to the security queue.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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AlbertaCrude
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See, already 50% of the litmus test has been developed.
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JBryan
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Or hand out free ham sandwiches at the non-Muslim line.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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AlbertaCrude
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65% complete.
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John D'Oh
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I was thinking we could look for the label: 'Warning, may explode on contact with 21st Century'.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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ivorythumper
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JBryan
Dec 7 2006, 12:10 PM
Or hand out free ham sandwiches at the non-Muslim line.

"Oh, that's antisemitic". :lol:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Larry
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You can change jobs.
You can drive.


That won't do you any good - they'll just hit you with a RADAR GUN......
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
AlbertaCrude
Dec 7 2006, 03:05 PM
Not sure  but given sufficient R&D funding, I'm sure that Larry and a few of us here  could develop one pretty fast.

I don't need any research money. I already know how to keep them in line.....

1. Upholster all airliners in pigskin. On the walls, on the ceiling, on the seats, everywhere. Just cocoon them in pigskin.
2. All airliner meals will be the same - bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches and beer. For those who don't like bacon, ham sandwiches may be offered as a substitute.
3. Everyone will be given a cute little teddy bear as they board the plane, made of course, out of pigskin.
4. Soak a Koran in pigs blood and staple it upside down over the entrance to the plane. (That one can be optional)....

You'll completely eliminate the muslim line, and the rest of us can go back to being normal people just trying to get from point A to point B.

Personally, I think we should load them all up and send them back to where they came from.
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JBryan
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If you offer kosher meals then Jews could get on board as well.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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