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What's your favorite pr0n
Topic Started: Dec 4 2006, 07:06 AM (836 Views)
Axtremus
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***musical princess***
Dec 4 2006, 12:08 PM
Frank_W
Dec 4 2006, 04:04 PM
What is "Dolcett"?

It's actually quite disgusting. It's porn that includes ...

MP, I'm quite impressed that you actually know what it is.
I thought this one would stump most folks.
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Axtremus
Dec 4 2006, 06:32 PM
Jolly
Dec 4 2006, 04:11 PM
Axtremus
Dec 4 2006, 09:06 AM
Well?
(Feel free to write in categories I missed.)

I would say anybody that is familiar enough with the stuff to make such an encompassing list has some pretty serious issues of their own....

Do not confuse "knowledgeable" with "having issues." They are very distinct concepts.

Also, the list is not as exhaustive as I'd like to make it because the forum software basically limits a poll to no more than 20 options.

Dude,

I was born blind, but I didn't stay that way.

I'm no prude by any stretch of the imagination, and there's stuff on that list I ain't never heard of, yet you say there's more.... issues, indeed.
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QuirtEvans
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I think Ax hit the nail right on the head. The fact that he knows what the stuff is doesn't mean he likes it. For all you know, it's part of his job function. Maybe he's a sex therapist.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Axtremus
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Jolly
Dec 4 2006, 08:40 PM
I'm no prude by any stretch of the imagination, and there's stuff on that list I ain't never heard of, yet you say there's more.... issues, indeed.

In that case, educate yourself.
There's Google, and there's Wikipedia.
It's not that hard.

As long as you think the issues are with some one else, you'll stay trapped in your own ignorance.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, or condemn those who have lit candles.

If there are specific categories that you do not understand and can't find answers on your own, just ask.
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John D'Oh
Dec 4 2006, 02:13 PM
In Wales, some of the cleverer farmers now deliberately place their more attractive sheep closer to the roadside in order to lure unsuspecting motorists into being photographed 'en flagrante'

Hey John... speaking of sheep...

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

:D
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Axtremus
Dec 4 2006, 06:54 PM
Jolly
Dec 4 2006, 08:40 PM
I'm no prude by any stretch of the imagination, and there's stuff on that list I ain't never heard of, yet you say there's more.... issues, indeed.

In that case, educate yourself.
There's Google, and there's Wikipedia.
It's not that hard.

As long as you think the issues are with some one else, you'll stay trapped in your own ignorance.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, or condemn those who have lit candles.

If there are specific categories that you do not understand and can't find answers on your own, just ask.

Not really.

I do ok, with a bit of enthusiasm and a bit of creativity, as far as the male/female thing goes.

Ignorant? Yep. Never had sex with goats, participated in golden showers, beat the Hell out of women for sexual pleasure, etc.

Met one guy who did like to anally rape women as he cut their throats...he got off on the death convulsions. As Richard Pryor said, "Thank God for prisons!". There's all kinds out there, you know. Not that I'd care to meet or associate with a lot of them.

So I'll just stay ignorant of some things, thank you very much.
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Improviso
Dec 4 2006, 07:59 PM
John D'Oh
Dec 4 2006, 02:13 PM
In Wales, some of the cleverer farmers now deliberately place their more attractive sheep closer to the roadside in order to lure unsuspecting motorists into being photographed 'en flagrante'

Hey John... speaking of sheep...

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

:D

Brilliant! :D
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Axtremus
Dec 5 2006, 12:38 AM
***musical princess***
Dec 4 2006, 12:08 PM
Frank_W
Dec 4 2006, 04:04 PM
What is "Dolcett"?

It's actually quite disgusting. It's porn that includes ...

MP, I'm quite impressed that you actually know what it is.
I thought this one would stump most folks.

When you hang around with the guys that i hang around with, there isn't much you DON'T get to learn. :rolleyes: :P

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As long as it's all theoretical and not lab work, princess.
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QuirtEvans
Dec 5 2006, 01:54 PM
As long as it's all theoretical and not lab work, princess.

Hell, ain't NOBODY impalling me!!!

:eek:

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Frank_W
Dec 4 2006, 05:48 PM
"Ever spend time in a Turkish prison, Tommy?"

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
So live your life and live it well.
There's not much left of me to tell.
I just got back up each time I fell.
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Dec 5 2006, 09:40 AM
Frank_W
Dec 4 2006, 05:48 PM
"Ever spend time in a Turkish prison, Tommy?"

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

LMAO!!!! :thumb: :clap:
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QuirtEvans
Dec 4 2006, 08:32 PM
There are now three people in the bestiality category.

If this is true, I'm not letting any of you near my German Shepherd. Or Jodi's horse.

Hmm.. don't you have a dog?
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Two.

And neither one of them has ever fooled around with Jodi's horse.
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QuirtEvans
Dec 5 2006, 03:12 PM
Two.

And neither one of them has ever fooled around with Jodi's horse.

Do they ever fool around with the German shepherd? You'd think he'd have better things to do, unless he's pining for the Fjords, or whatever the hell they pine for in Germany. Probably the German sheep.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Given your interest in sheep and German shepherds (not to mention German Shepherds), I guess I can chalk you up as one of the "yes" votes for bestiality, huh?

England ... where men are men and sheep are afraid.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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John D'Oh
Dec 5 2006, 02:22 PM
You'd think he'd have better things to do, unless he's pining for the Fjords

Didn't Musical Princess get a Fjord?


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Sheep can hear zippers.
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Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: F#&k the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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Improviso
Dec 6 2006, 07:07 AM
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: F#&k the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

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QuirtEvans
Dec 4 2006, 08:32 PM
There are now three people in the bestiality category.

If this is true, I'm not letting any of you near my German Shepherd. Or Jodi's horse.

Ain't that the truth!.... I just now voided my vote so I could see the vote breakdown - Someone voted for amputee!!....

Some of you people scare me.....
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