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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 29 2006, 08:07 AM (399 Views) | |
| George K | Nov 29 2006, 08:07 AM Post #1 |
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There's more to a college education these days than grievance studies. There's also Wild sex 101. At Columbia, where campus TV broadcasts pornography, an S&M club presents live floggings in the classroom, and the $33,246 per year tuition pays for such learning experiences as the "Erotic Cake-Baking Contest" and "Guess the Number of Condoms in the Jelly-Bean Jar." Miriam Datskovsky, a 21-year-old girl from an Orthodox Jewish background who serves as the "sex columnist" for the student newspaper writes that "Having sex in the stacks of Butler Library is one of the ultimate Columbia experiences." Miss Datskovsky describes the Columbia culture:"There's very little dating. It's predominately a hookup scene. Everything is so much easier and so much quicker — you go to dinner and then have sex." Taxpayers can take pride in helping to finance the naked parties that take place in Columbia's dorms. Other educational activities include "Sexhibition," an annual sex fair that includes "hookups" in the "Tent of Consent"; a "Safer Sex Week" that involves displaying S&M paraphernalia; an S&M demonstration entitled "Thug Play with Princess Wendy," at which students learned about "boot service" and the "fine art of humiliation"; and the "Naked Run," during which students go streaking 1970s style. The on-campus TV station provides a head start for students looking forward to a future in the pornography industry. Of course, this is under the umbrella of free expression, unless you're a Conservative Speaker. |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 29 2006, 11:08 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hm... i wonder if i could transfer to Columbia...![]() x |
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| TomK | Nov 29 2006, 11:09 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Princess--I believed I recommended you attend Columbia in some past thread. :lol:
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 29 2006, 11:10 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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For the above reasons? :lol: ![]() x |
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| TomK | Nov 29 2006, 11:16 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, it's in NYC and a really great school. Besides, as I said before--you could stay in my apartment and be a kept woman--so maybe, yea, for the above reason.
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 29 2006, 11:17 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() You're not allowed to insinuate things like that for another week yet. ![]() x |
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| TomK | Nov 29 2006, 11:19 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sorry, Princess--you'd like NYC--you could have a play daye with my kids!!! That better? :lol: |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 29 2006, 11:21 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think Jack would approve. ![]() x |
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| Kincaid | Nov 29 2006, 11:41 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'll never understand why the Feminist movement thought that giving men what they wanted was the way to go. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Daniel\ | Nov 29 2006, 02:37 PM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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You go to dinner? I see they've added a step. |
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| Kincaid | Nov 29 2006, 03:45 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're right! Playing hard to get I suppose. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| David Burton | Nov 29 2006, 07:05 PM Post #12 |
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Senior Carp
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sung ... "What's Jack got to do, got to do with it?" |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 29 2006, 11:49 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Jack gets up on his moral high ground whenever Tom is naughty around me. :rolleyes: x |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 30 2006, 08:06 AM Post #14 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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:lol: |
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