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Parents, here's where your college tuition goes.
Topic Started: Nov 29 2006, 08:07 AM (399 Views)
George K
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There's more to a college education these days than grievance studies. There's also Wild sex 101. At Columbia, where campus TV broadcasts pornography, an S&M club presents live floggings in the classroom, and the $33,246 per year tuition pays for such learning experiences as the "Erotic Cake-Baking Contest" and "Guess the Number of Condoms in the Jelly-Bean Jar."

Miriam Datskovsky, a 21-year-old girl from an Orthodox Jewish background who serves as the "sex columnist" for the student newspaper writes that "Having sex in the stacks of Butler Library is one of the ultimate Columbia experiences."

Miss Datskovsky describes the Columbia culture:"There's very little dating. It's predominately a hookup scene. Everything is so much easier and so much quicker — you go to dinner and then have sex."

Taxpayers can take pride in helping to finance the naked parties that take place in Columbia's dorms. Other educational activities include "Sexhibition," an annual sex fair that includes "hookups" in the "Tent of Consent"; a "Safer Sex Week" that involves displaying S&M paraphernalia; an S&M demonstration entitled "Thug Play with Princess Wendy," at which students learned about "boot service" and the "fine art of humiliation"; and the "Naked Run," during which students go streaking 1970s style. The on-campus TV station provides a head start for students looking forward to a future in the pornography industry.

Of course, this is under the umbrella of free expression, unless you're a Conservative Speaker.
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Hm... i wonder if i could transfer to Columbia...

:whome:

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TomK
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Nov 29 2006, 03:08 PM
Hm... i wonder if i could transfer to Columbia...

:whome:

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Princess--I believed I recommended you attend Columbia in some past thread.

:lol: :biggrin: :cool: :cool:
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TomK
Nov 29 2006, 07:09 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 29 2006, 03:08 PM
Hm... i wonder if i could transfer to Columbia...

:whome:

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Princess--I believed I recommended you attend Columbia in some past thread.

:lol: :biggrin: :cool: :cool:

For the above reasons? :lol: :P

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TomK
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***musical princess***
Nov 29 2006, 03:10 PM
TomK
Nov 29 2006, 07:09 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 29 2006, 03:08 PM
Hm... i wonder if i could transfer to Columbia...

:whome:

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Princess--I believed I recommended you attend Columbia in some past thread.

:lol: :biggrin: :cool: :cool:

For the above reasons? :lol: :P

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No, it's in NYC and a really great school.

Besides, as I said before--you could stay in my apartment and be a kept woman--so maybe, yea, for the above reason. :biggrin: :biggrin:
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:tsktsk:

You're not allowed to insinuate things like that for another week yet. :tongue: ;)

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TomK
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Nov 29 2006, 03:17 PM
:tsktsk:

You're not allowed to insinuate things like that for another week yet. :tongue: ;)

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Sorry,

Princess--you'd like NYC--you could have a play daye with my kids!!!

That better? :lol:
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TomK
Nov 29 2006, 07:19 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 29 2006, 03:17 PM
:tsktsk:

You're not allowed to insinuate things like that for another week yet. :tongue: ;)

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Sorry,

Princess--you'd like NYC--you could have a play daye with my kids!!!

That better? :lol:

I think Jack would approve.


:P

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George K
Nov 29 2006, 08:07 AM
Miss Datskovsky describes the Columbia culture:"There's very little dating. It's predominately a hookup scene. Everything is so much easier and so much quicker — you go to dinner and then have sex."

I'll never understand why the Feminist movement thought that giving men what they wanted was the way to go.
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You go to dinner? I see they've added a step.

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Kincaid
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You're right! Playing hard to get I suppose.
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Nov 29 2006, 11:21 AM
I think Jack would approve.


:P

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sung ... "What's Jack got to do, got to do with it?"
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David Burton
Nov 30 2006, 03:05 AM
***musical princess***
Nov 29 2006, 11:21 AM
I think Jack would approve.


:P

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sung ... "What's Jack got to do, got to do with it?"

Jack gets up on his moral high ground whenever Tom is naughty around me.

:rolleyes:

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Daniel
Nov 29 2006, 03:37 PM
You go to dinner? I see they've added a step.

:lol:
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