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Racial Stereotyping; (may be offensive to Gentiles)
Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 10:43 AM (174 Views)
George K
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Finally
A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?"
The salesman says: "It's $500."
The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

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Two Gentiles meet on the street.
The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?"
The other Gentile says; "Just great! Thanks for asking!"

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Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!"
Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

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A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says, "OK."

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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
why did god create gentiles??

someone has to buy retail....
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