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| Piano Talk - John D'Oh | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 08:04 AM (141 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Nov 28 2006, 08:04 AM Post #1 |
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MAMIL
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Anon: Listen, you stupid pile of junk, you keep playing the wrong damn notes! You're making me look stupid and talentless. Do what you're damn well told! Piano: [Silence] Anon: You can be replaced you know! They sell really nice hi-fi systems nowadays for less than $500, and I can just mime convincingly and emote while playing Pollini CD's until the cows come home, now BEHAVE! Piano: [A soft creak, then silence] Anon: Sure, that's easy for you to say! How do you think I feel? Huh? HUH? Beethoven never had to put up with this insolence, and he was FREAKIN' DEAF!!!! Piano: [Silence] Anon: [Sounds] - Muttering, expletives, somebody breaks wind. Sound of drinks being poured, and a lid being slammed shut. Footsteps shuffle into distance, sobbing, eventually turning into giggles. 'Stupid piano. Now, where's that remote control?'. Piano: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| plays88keys | Nov 28 2006, 08:21 AM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I can relate... |
| You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. | |
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| Frank_W | Nov 28 2006, 08:23 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Me too...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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