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Piano Talk - John D'Oh
Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 08:04 AM (141 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Anon: Listen, you stupid pile of junk, you keep playing the wrong damn notes! You're making me look stupid and talentless. Do what you're damn well told!

Piano: [Silence]

Anon: You can be replaced you know! They sell really nice hi-fi systems nowadays for less than $500, and I can just mime convincingly and emote while playing Pollini CD's until the cows come home, now BEHAVE!

Piano: [A soft creak, then silence]

Anon: Sure, that's easy for you to say! How do you think I feel? Huh? HUH? Beethoven never had to put up with this insolence, and he was FREAKIN' DEAF!!!!

Piano: [Silence]

Anon: [Sounds] - Muttering, expletives, somebody breaks wind. Sound of drinks being poured, and a lid being slammed shut. Footsteps shuffle into distance, sobbing, eventually turning into giggles. 'Stupid piano. Now, where's that remote control?'.

Piano: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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plays88keys
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:lol: :lol: :lol:


I can relate...
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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Frank_W
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Me too... :mad2: :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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