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pregnant?
Topic Started: Nov 27 2006, 10:20 PM (253 Views)
pianojerome
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Some guy must really be desperate. I usually try to meet girls BEFORE they get pregnant.
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"if you r married press 1.
if u r single, press 2
if its a desired pregnancy, press 3
if its an unwanted pregnancy press 4
if u were raped press 5
if u gave yourelf with unconditional passion, press 6
if u r not really pregnant but just pulling our leg, press 7
if u would like a ceaserean section, press 8
if u want to speak to a gravid assistance representative, press 9,
to hear this menu again, press the pound key
if u r not pregenant but desire to be so, get off the phone and start making whoopie.
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Jolly
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Nov 28 2006, 01:26 AM
Some guy must really be desperate. I usually try to meet girls BEFORE they get pregnant.

I had a friend that used to seek out unwed, pregnant gals.

His reasoning?

1. There was no disputing she was sexually active.

2. There was no way he'd get her pregnant.
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Nov 28 2006, 07:51 PM
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Nov 28 2006, 01:26 AM
Some guy must really be desperate. I usually try to meet girls BEFORE they get pregnant.

I had a friend that used to seek out unwed, pregnant gals.

His reasoning?

1. There was no disputing she was sexually active.

2. There was no way he'd get her pregnant.

Clever chap.

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