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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 27 2006, 10:20 PM (253 Views) | |
| pianojerome | Nov 27 2006, 10:20 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Sam | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 27 2006, 11:26 PM Post #2 |
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Some guy must really be desperate. I usually try to meet girls BEFORE they get pregnant. |
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| bachophile | Nov 28 2006, 12:31 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"if you r married press 1. if u r single, press 2 if its a desired pregnancy, press 3 if its an unwanted pregnancy press 4 if u were raped press 5 if u gave yourelf with unconditional passion, press 6 if u r not really pregnant but just pulling our leg, press 7 if u would like a ceaserean section, press 8 if u want to speak to a gravid assistance representative, press 9, to hear this menu again, press the pound key if u r not pregenant but desire to be so, get off the phone and start making whoopie. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Jolly | Nov 28 2006, 11:51 AM Post #4 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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I had a friend that used to seek out unwed, pregnant gals. His reasoning? 1. There was no disputing she was sexually active. 2. There was no way he'd get her pregnant. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 28 2006, 11:54 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Clever chap. x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| apple | Nov 28 2006, 12:07 PM Post #6 |
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one of the angels
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http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:62420/context/tag:couch |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Mark | Nov 28 2006, 12:09 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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