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Hehe... funny joke...
Topic Started: Nov 10 2006, 01:55 PM (97 Views)
***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four-hour
operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was
very nice but listen very, very closely - are... my... test...results...back?


:D

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Frank_W
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Resident Misanthrope
:spit: :lol: :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol:

testicle jokes are funny.
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George K
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They're nutty!
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
George K
Nov 10 2006, 07:46 PM
They're nutty!

:rimshot:
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George K
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Thank you very much. I'll be here all weekend.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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