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Going out to Dinner; Larry, did you ever say this?
Topic Started: Nov 9 2006, 04:12 PM (147 Views)
George K
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Finally
The Redneck saw the sign at the restaurant -

It read, Happy Hour Special:
"Lobster tail & Beer."

"Ah"  he says to himself  "My 3 favorite things! "
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
:D

No - but my cousin likes to say this when he orders a steak.... "Just wipe its ass and bring it out".........

But then... when the waitress asks him if he wants a steak, he also likes to move his leg out into the aisle and say "Yes, and would you like some sausage?"......

I don't eat out with him much......... ;)

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taiwan_girl
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George K
Nov 9 2006, 07:12 PM
The Redneck saw the sign at the restaurant -

It read, Happy Hour Special:
"Lobster tail & Beer."

"Ah" he says to himself "My 3 favorite things! "

I dont get it?
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George K
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1) Lobster
2) Tail (as in female companionship)
3) Beer
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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taiwan_girl
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LadyElton
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Larry
Nov 9 2006, 07:15 PM
:D

No - but my cousin likes to say this when he orders a steak.... "Just wipe its ass and bring it out".........

But then... when the waitress asks him if he wants a steak, he also likes to move his leg out into the aisle and say "Yes, and would you like some sausage?"......

I don't eat out with him much......... ;)

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