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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 8 2006, 06:57 PM (131 Views) | |
| George K | Nov 8 2006, 06:57 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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Bush Gives Top Ten Positive Outcomes of Election by Scott Ott (2006-11-08) — President George Bush, in an effort to lift the spirits of dejected Republicans after Democrats yesterday took the House and perhaps the Senate, this morning issued his Top Ten list of Positive Outcomes from the Election. 10. New York Times and CNN will carry much less negative news about Congress. 9. Rhode Island Republican Sen. Lincoln Chafee lost and Connecticut Democrat Sen. Joe Lieberman won, a net gain of two for the GOP. 8. We may finally get to see the Democrat plan for victory in Iraq. 7. Taxpayers will be relieved of the burden of making so many investment decisions. 6. Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum is now available for Supreme Court appointment. 5. Possible reduction in attacks on our troops in Iraq, since terrorists fear attorneys. 4. NSA agents could soon be freed from having to listen to annoying terrorist chatter. 3. Lynn Swann will be remembered as a great wide receiver during the Pittsburgh Steelers 1970s dynasty. 2. Since a lot of the polling places are in church buildings, millions of Democrats actually went to church yesterday. 1. C-Span could get a ratings boost for new reality show: Impeachment 2007 In addition, the president noted that “millions of American Democrats will sleep more peacefully now that they are assured that Karl Rove doesn’t control everything.” |
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| apple | Nov 8 2006, 08:57 PM Post #2 |
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one of the angels
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i have been imitating Nancy Pelosi for months now.. just in case this would happen. |
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| David Burton | Nov 8 2006, 09:52 PM Post #3 |
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Senior Carp
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LOL, just curious, how do you do that? |
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| Larry | Nov 8 2006, 10:07 PM Post #4 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Stand around looking like a bug eyed fool in need of psychiatric attention and focusing on not slobbering?..... |
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| David Burton | Nov 8 2006, 10:25 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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Damn, Larry. I sure do wish I could give that girl some pie. |
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| apple | Nov 9 2006, 06:18 AM Post #6 |
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one of the angels
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looking in the mirror, focusing on looking beautiful while delivering ugly, derisive, snarky comments on the republican administration. it'll be interesting to watch her tone down her disdain while garnering her supporters and attempting to build a coalition of those coming together to lead during the next presidential term. Winning an election by defeating the encumbant party does not give them an indentity worthy of leadership necessarily. 'Serving the people' is all well and good but it would be best if the money was generated from revenue and not extracted from those best able fuel the economic engine. All this antiwar posturing and negative reiteration of 1/2 of American may very well come back to bite them in the butt. Pulling away from the great world struggle could very well be their undoing. It's going to be a couple of interesting years. |
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| JBryan | Nov 9 2006, 06:20 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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What will be more interesting is watching her try to keep the dogs (Conyers, Waxman and Dingell) tied to the fence. Good luck. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 9 2006, 06:59 AM Post #8 |
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:lol: Nice list, GK! |
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