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Hey Lar, here's another Muslim you should kill; . . . Quick! . . . before he kills us
Topic Started: Nov 8 2006, 06:06 PM (1,167 Views)
John D'Oh
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lb1
Nov 9 2006, 02:18 PM
John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 11:12 AM
That's even stupider than the rule about eating fish on Fridays. What if I don't like fish?


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Never heard that one before John, could you quote the chapter and verse where that is said?

lb

Some bloke in a hat said it. OK, it's not in the bible, the church made it up, but since they speak on behalf of God, doesn't it amount to much the same thing?

Can you defend the fact that if I get my dangly-bits cut off, I'm excluded from the heavenly host?

How about 10 generations of bastards? I'll say it again, that's a bloody stupid rule. It makes absolutely no sense, and it's totally ignored by everyone and anyone who's got more than a couple of brain cells to rub together.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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They have long since swung the pearly gates open to bastards and those lacking their dangly bits. However, I am afraid you (and me for that matter) may still be lacking a parking spot. Best to dress light.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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lb1
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John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 11:24 AM
Some bloke in a hat said it. OK, it's not in the bible, the church made it up, but since they speak on behalf of God, doesn't it amount to much the same thing?

Can you defend the fact that if I get my dangly-bits cut off, I'm excluded from the heavenly host?

How about 10 generations of bastards? I'll say it again, that's a bloody stupid rule. It makes absolutely no sense, and it's totally ignored by everyone and anyone who's got more than a couple of brain cells to rub together.

I don't think that some bloke in a hat said that, at least I have never heard it.

As far as your dingly things, that depends what you got them cut off for.

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

lb
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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Larry
Nov 10 2006, 01:23 AM
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just what he has written does not make it true, surely these are just rants of a lunatic


That's the point, dumbass. It *is* the rants of a lunatic. And the lunatic's name was Mohammed.

You're so stupid it hurts.

hey moron, you're quoting the Ayatollah Khomeini- not Mohammed
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"

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Nov 9 2006, 11:32 AM
Larry
Nov 10 2006, 01:23 AM
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just what he has written does not make it true, surely these are just rants of a lunatic


That's the point, dumbass. It *is* the rants of a lunatic. And the lunatic's name was Mohammed.

You're so stupid it hurts.

hey moron, you're quoting the Ayatollah Khomeini- not Mohammed

Some bloke in a towel said it. OK, it's not in the Koran, the church made it up, but since they speak on behalf of Mohammad, doesn't it amount to much the same thing?

lb
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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JBryan
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Actually, it may be in the Koran. These guys have been known to embellish things a bit but don't often make things up out of whole cloth.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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Nov 9 2006, 02:30 PM

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

How many people can trace their ancestors back 10 generations?

We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 11:39 AM
We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!

Only the French John, you don't have to worry.

lb
My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09
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JBryan
Nov 9 2006, 11:39 AM
Actually, it may be in the Koran. These guys have been known to embellish things a bit but don't often make things up out of whole cloth.

Hard to say, we have no idea what kind of graven images and shrouds are hanging inside the Kabbah in Mecca.
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mmmaestro007
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lb1
Nov 10 2006, 05:06 AM
mmmaestro007
Nov 9 2006, 11:32 AM
Larry
Nov 10 2006, 01:23 AM
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just what he has written does not make it true, surely these are just rants of a lunatic


That's the point, dumbass. It *is* the rants of a lunatic. And the lunatic's name was Mohammed.

You're so stupid it hurts.

hey moron, you're quoting the Ayatollah Khomeini- not Mohammed

Some bloke in a towel said it. OK, it's not in the Koran, the church made it up, but since they speak on behalf of Mohammad, doesn't it amount to much the same thing?

lb

no, i don't think so - it's like the 70 virgins in heaven thing!
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"

Sir Thomas Beechem, conductor
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JBryan
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That is actually 72 virgins and it might actually be "raisins".
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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AlbertaCrude
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...or "Smartening up pills" from a rabbit.
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JBryan
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"See, you're getting smarter already".
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Mikhailoh
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John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 03:39 PM
lb1
Nov 9 2006, 02:30 PM

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

How many people can trace their ancestors back 10 generations?

We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!

I can.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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AlbertaCrude
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"See, you're getting smarter already".




So wise...so wise.
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HOLY CARP!!!
Frank bin Smokintheweed.
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bin Shmokin.... :smokin: :blush: :sombrero:
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LadyElton
Nov 9 2006, 11:08 AM
Not all Muslims interpret the Quran the same way. Not all Christians interpret the Bible the same way. Not all Jews the Torah. Not all Muslims enjoy being associated with bin Laden and al Zaqawi just like not all Christians like being associated with Jerry Falwell or Fred Phelps.

True. We still stone adulterers in my congregation.
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We get stoned in my congregation, too. :sombrero:
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Geaux Tigers!
John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 01:39 PM
lb1
Nov 9 2006, 02:30 PM

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

How many people can trace their ancestors back 10 generations?

We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!

:wave:

The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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John D'Oh
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Nov 9 2006, 03:00 PM
John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 03:39 PM
lb1
Nov 9 2006, 02:30 PM

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

How many people can trace their ancestors back 10 generations?

We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!

I can.

So fess up, are you going to heaven or hell?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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LadyElton
Nov 9 2006, 10:49 AM
If I turn out like Larry and other right0wingers, I'll commit suicide.

Good heavens LadyElton why on earth would you do that? Why, I happen to know an excellent lesbian friend in Richmond, VA who describes her politics as to the right of Baby Doc Duvalier. She’s a wonderfully happy person. She and her partner raise the most astounding breeds of dogs, all very intelligent, many become seeing eye dogs. Being right wing isn’t so terrible. You just have to take off your rose tinted glasses and see the world as it is. BTW, always the best from me.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
mmmaestro007
Nov 9 2006, 03:32 PM
Larry
Nov 10 2006, 01:23 AM
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just what he has written does not make it true, surely these are just rants of a lunatic


That's the point, dumbass. It *is* the rants of a lunatic. And the lunatic's name was Mohammed.

You're so stupid it hurts.

hey moron, you're quoting the Ayatollah Khomeini- not Mohammed

This is why idiots like you need to shut up and listen more. You can't even get it right when it's all written out for you. There are 4 quotes. I identify the source of each quote right after the quote. Two of them are the words of Mohammed - meaning, it's in the Koran. Two of them are the words of Khomeini. *All* of them are current teachings, and currently being practiced.

Some of you lefties make stupid arguments just to screw up an honest conversation, knowing you're wrong. Moosetoe puts up stupid arguments because...... he's stupid.
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Mikhailoh
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John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 04:20 PM
Mikhailoh
Nov 9 2006, 03:00 PM
John D'Oh
Nov 9 2006, 03:39 PM
lb1
Nov 9 2006, 02:30 PM

Bastards? Never did like the suckers.

How many people can trace their ancestors back 10 generations?

We're all doomed, I tell you, doooomed!

I can.

So fess up, are you going to heaven or hell?

Neither. I am going to my favorite wine store, picking up a prime rib dinner to go, and settling in for Grey's Anatomy in my suite.
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Larry
Nov 9 2006, 02:13 PM
This is why idiots like you need to shut up and listen more. You can't even get it right when it's all written out for you. There are 4 quotes. I identify the source of each quote right after the quote. Two of them are the words of Mohammed - meaning, it's in the Koran. Two of them are the words of Khomeini. *All* of them are current teachings, and currently being practiced.

Some of you lefties make stupid arguments just to screw up an honest conversation, knowing you're wrong. Moosetoe puts up stupid arguments because...... he's stupid.

Lawrence. I have issued a fatwa for you as well. You deserve to die, for you, like Frank, are an infidel, a non-believer.

I have issued one for Mooooostoe because he is stupid. Some people just deserve killin'.
Allah'u Akhbar!
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