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| WTF invades The New Coffee Room; a hypothetical | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 20 2006, 07:45 PM (333 Views) | |
| pianojerome | Oct 20 2006, 07:45 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It is the year 2030 and Paula Abdula, newly elected president of WTF, invades the New Coffee Room to depose its leaders for failure to determine the sexual orientation of each of its members in a highly organized, well-documented, 22.5-year research program. Many threads are destroyed, sockpuppets run amock, and unhappy civil war breaks out amongst the general population. How would *you* feel if this happened to *you*? |
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| JBryan | Oct 20 2006, 07:49 PM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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That is pretty much what goes on here already. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| OperaTenor | Oct 20 2006, 08:03 PM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Am I one of the "invaders"? |
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| JBryan | Oct 20 2006, 08:05 PM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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No, you are one of the regulars as you well know. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| OperaTenor | Oct 20 2006, 08:07 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Thanks, just wanted to be sure. After all, I was there before I came here. |
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| JBryan | Oct 20 2006, 08:09 PM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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We welcome invaders but if they become regulars they are part of the family. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| mmmaestro007 | Oct 21 2006, 02:39 AM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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relax man, at least we're not living in Iraq |
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"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!" Sir Thomas Beechem, conductor | |
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| Dewey | Oct 21 2006, 04:17 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| John D'Oh | Oct 21 2006, 04:29 AM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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The big question is, can Mmmmmmmmaestro move his little finger?
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| pianojerome | Oct 21 2006, 05:55 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're missing the point! How would *you* feel if it happened to *you*?
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| apple | Oct 21 2006, 05:57 AM Post #11 |
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one of the angels
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other wise we call them unleadeds |
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| mmmaestro007 | Oct 21 2006, 03:30 PM Post #12 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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but now the TNCR has been liberated from the tyrannical right and no other members will feel oppressed and they will be able to express their thoughts without fear of reprisal and abuse- you see it's a humanitarian thing!
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"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!" Sir Thomas Beechem, conductor | |
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| JBryan | Oct 21 2006, 03:51 PM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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:lol: |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Oct 21 2006, 03:52 PM Post #14 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | Oct 21 2006, 03:53 PM Post #15 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Jack Frost | Oct 21 2006, 05:23 PM Post #16 |
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Bull-Carp
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We are part of the family. jf |
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| apple | Oct 21 2006, 05:29 PM Post #17 |
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one of the angels
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click here |
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| Jack Frost | Oct 21 2006, 05:34 PM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Love that song! jf |
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| Daniel\ | Oct 21 2006, 06:49 PM Post #19 |
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Fulla-Carp
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[soapbox]You have to accept people where they're at if you want to get to know them and if you do they'll do the same for you.[/soapbox] |
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| Luke's Dad | Oct 21 2006, 07:02 PM Post #20 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Or, you can just strike them down where they stand. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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