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| How to get the Hooters girls to talk to you? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 20 2006, 06:19 PM (328 Views) | |
| CrashTest | Oct 20 2006, 06:19 PM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I noticed that at Hooters, the girls always go and sit down at certain tables. They spend more time at some tables then others. What affects their choice? |
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| JBryan | Oct 20 2006, 06:21 PM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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Those are the special "girl tables". You should think of them as something like the salad bar. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Oct 20 2006, 06:23 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Hooters Girl #1: "Is Crashtest here?" Hooters Girl #2: "Yeah - over at table #23" Hooters Girl #1: "Lets talk to the guy at table #12" Hooters Girl #2: "Sounds safe to me." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| CrashTest | Oct 20 2006, 06:25 PM Post #4 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Yeah, yeah. But why do they spend more time with some than others?! |
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| kenny | Oct 20 2006, 06:25 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Do this because all chicks want to be treated like they are objects put there for your entertainment while you fondle yourself and stare with your mouth open. Drooling is good too.
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| kenny | Oct 20 2006, 06:32 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Then again if that doesn't work. . . perhaps . . .
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| kentcouncil | Oct 20 2006, 06:51 PM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Buy lots of drinks; pretend you're a photographer, talent scout, or producer; or become a regular. Do NOT mention that you are a music major, but they might like your H2. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| DivaDeb | Oct 20 2006, 07:08 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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maybe not "music major" but "musician" works pretty well for a lot of us |
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| kentcouncil | Oct 20 2006, 07:11 PM Post #9 |
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Fulla-Carp
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"rock musician" works even better. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| JBryan | Oct 20 2006, 07:13 PM Post #10 |
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I am the grey one
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"Rock star" if you can pull it off. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Oct 20 2006, 07:17 PM Post #11 |
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Finally
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Brief hijack... About a year ago, I put a guy to sleep for a kidney stone shockwave treatment. He was a really nice guy - the kind you'd like to have a couple of beers with. I was talking to him in the recovery room at the end of the day, and his wife was there. He told me, "By the way, did I tell you, in my other job, I'm a porn star?" I looked at his wife and said, "I've seen him naked. He's no porn star." Back to your thread.... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Oct 20 2006, 07:28 PM Post #12 |
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MAMIL
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I think 'pull it off' was an unfortunate use of words, all things considered. |
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| George K | Oct 20 2006, 07:31 PM Post #13 |
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Finally
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See my comment... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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Drooling is good too.

8:37 AM Jul 13