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As a Brit, I generally preferred to smoke Embassies, much like the SAS. Leave the Camels to others, wot wot? Do you have it in you?
I love a camel hair coat 1 (12.5%)
I once got sand in between my toes 1 (12.5%)
Camels toes are rather attractive, but I don't ever recall smoking one 1 (12.5%)
I prefer to build my castles in the air 0 (0%)
What on earth are you talking about, you disgusting little man? 5 (62.5%)
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Have you ever been satisfied by a Camel?
Topic Started: Oct 15 2006, 06:47 PM (117 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Nothing satisfies like a Camel, except for two Camels.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
No. Despite their much vaunted reputation, they don't last long enough. Oh, sure.. they can go for days without WATER.. big deal.
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George K
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I know I'll get moderated for this, but, fortunately, none of them are around...right? :ph43r:

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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains’ quarters.

The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
:lol2: :lol2:
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
:spit: HA!
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