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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS!
Topic Started: Oct 15 2006, 04:43 PM (259 Views)
CrashTest
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Oh. My. God.

Today something happened that was so unbelievable, so magical, as to leave me in confusion.

I went to Hooters. (The Restaurant.)

The girls there wear these tiny little shorts. And they are all sooo nice.

It was like I was in an alternate reality. Oh man. MY EYES!

Oh man. I still can't believe it. They talk to you too. THE LITTLE SHORTS! Perfection.
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CrashTest
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You really have to go there..
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musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
CrashTest
Oct 15 2006, 05:50 PM
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You really have to go there..

i thought the only guys who go there are the ones that don't have any hooters at home.
:wink:
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
I know naught of this "Hooters" of which you speak.

:rolleyes:
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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apple
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the boy scouts went to Hooters in Chicago with THE PARENTS!!!!
it behooves me to behold
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CrashTest
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All of the guys there were really sketchy. But the women were AWESOME
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
A crucial observation there.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Jane D'Oh
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CrashTest
Oct 15 2006, 09:03 PM
All of the guys there were really sketchy. But the women were AWESOME

*ALL* of them? :lol:

edit: damn you beat me to it.
Pfft.
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CrashTest
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That's not important.

The shape of 2-3 of the girls, especially the backside..I am speechless.

What is this? I cannot explain it. I think this is what Moses felt when he talked to God. I am being serious here, no joking.

What wonders! What majestic wonders!
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CrashTest
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My reaction everytime one of them walked by..

"Jesus! Did you see that!"

Did you see it! Did you? See it! Jesus!
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
:lol2:
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CrashTest
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Even on a campus with thousands of girls..I have never seen them like that.

It was amazing, Aesthetical beauty is now my only goal in life. Oh man. Those tiny shorts.
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
Crash! You should go to the beach!!!
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George K
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Finally
You were waiting weren't you?

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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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Jane D'Oh
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CrashTest
Oct 15 2006, 09:17 PM
It was amazing, Aesthetical beauty is now my only goal in life. Oh man. Those tiny shorts.

You know, they've been talking about you in the "10lbs" thread... :lol:
Pfft.
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
George K
Oct 15 2006, 09:24 PM
You were waiting weren't you?

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CrashTest
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YES THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THAT! OMGERSz
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George K
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Thank you Riley. I knew I liked you.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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CrashTest
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The girl who tended to us was perfect..literally. Oh man. OH MAN.
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CrashTest
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