Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to The New Coffee Room. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
what are the timpanists doing?
Topic Started: Oct 15 2006, 03:48 PM (124 Views)
Horace
Member Avatar
HOLY CARP!!!
Every concert I go to, the timpanist puts his ear to the drum every few moments. What are they doing?
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
George K
Member Avatar
Finally
Tuning.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
George beat me...they have to tune during the intervals between playing and while some timpanists use gauges, most of the good ones tune by ear.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ivorythumper
Member Avatar
I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I don't know, but it reminds me of a joke.

An old Indian and his grandson were walking through the desert one day when the old man suddenly stopped and put his ear to the ground.

He then sat up and announced "Buffalo come."

The grandson was amazed and asked, "Grandfather, how do you know?"

The old man replied, "Ground wet."
The dogma lives loudly within me.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
:silly:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Larry
Member Avatar
Mmmmmmm, pie!
:D


A movie production company was all set up to begin shooting when an old Indian walking by said "It's gonna rain." They ignored him because the sun was shining, and about half an hour later it began to pour, ruining some of their equipment and stopping production.

The next day, they decided to not shoot because it looked like it might rain again. The old Indian walked by and said to the director, "Sun gonna shine." Sure enough, the sun came out about an hour later and the day was perfect. So the director told them to hire the old Indian at whatever price he asked.

So they hired the Indian, and payed him an enormous sum up front in return for his advice on the weather. After about a week's worth of excellent predictions, he showed up one day and just stood there. The director said "What's the weather going to be today?" The Indian said "Don't know. Radio broke......"


Of the Pokatwat Tribe

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
George K
Member Avatar
Finally
All about tympani

Even more about tympani
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
John D'Oh
Member Avatar
MAMIL
Q: What do you call someone who spends all their time hanging around with musicians?


A: A drummer.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
Percussion players are the only guys in the orchestra I enjoyed hanging around with.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
George K
Member Avatar
Finally
What does a tympanist say when he gets to his gig?
"Would you like fries with that, sir?"

What did the tympanist get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.

What's the best way to tune tympani?
With a penknife.

What's the best thing to play on a drum?
Solitaire.

How many tympanists to change a lightbulb?
None - they have machines to do that now.

How many drummers to change a lightbulb?
None - they have machines to do that now.

What do drummers use as birth control?
Their personalities.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Why did the drummer get fired from the M&M factory?
He kept eating all the W's.

What do you call a drummer who can't afford to play anymore?
Married.

How can you tell if there's a drummer outside your door?
The knocking keeps speeding up.

How many drummers does it take to eat a rabbit?
Three: one to eat it, two to redirect the traffic.

The difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch in the rhythm once on the machine.

What do you say to a drummer in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The drool comes out of BOTH sides of the drummer's mouth.

Where do drummers play best?
In traffic.

How can you tell the difference between all the drum solos?
By their titles.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the drummer the way.

Why did God give drummers more brains than horses?
So they don't poop on the parade route.

How does a drummer end up with a million dollars?
Give him ten million and wait a month.

What do a drummer and a human spermatozoan have in common?
They both have a million-to-one chance of becoming a human being.

Why are intermissions only 20 minutes?
So the drummers don't have to be retrained.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Horace
Member Avatar
HOLY CARP!!!
I might have guessed, but I never see them do anything in response to whatever they hear! Must be a very slight turn of some small dial that I can't see. I'm going to go see Brahms first piano concerto now, I'll watch the guy closely.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ivorythumper
Member Avatar
I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Quote:
 
Why did God give drummers more brains than horses?
So they don't poop on the parade route.
:lol:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
Horace, they may not always change something...when you bust those things pretty good, the pitch can shift a bit. So sometimes they're just checking to see if the drum is still in tune. If they are changing the pitch on the instrument, they'll be turning the tension screws on the side of the kettle. If they need to change pitch while playing, they use the pedal
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Create your own social network with a free forum.
Learn More · Sign-up Now
« Previous Topic · The New Coffee Room · Next Topic »
Add Reply