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o rly?
Topic Started: Oct 13 2006, 10:18 PM (84 Views)
pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been
given a part in the school play. "Wonderful! What part is it?" replies his
mother.

The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother
scowls "That's terrible. Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking
part."
Sam
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have to send this to my father in law.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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mmmaestro007
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Middle Aged Carp
:D
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"

Sir Thomas Beechem, conductor
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