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| Do you ever enjoy a dining experience? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 13 2006, 06:37 PM (101 Views) | |
| CrashTest | Oct 13 2006, 06:37 PM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I don't mean just eating dinner fast, but enjoying it joking around with friends. It's a lot of fun to eat someplace, and then just hang out there for a few hours making jokes and whatnot. It's my speciality. I serve up lesbian jokes and ill-advised dialog with the waitresses all of the time! |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 13 2006, 06:42 PM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I used to always hit on waitresses. Quite successfully too, if I was on that night. Until one night I was being my absolute most charming with (I still remember her name 25 years later) Kelly Klunk (I kid you not.. Kelly Klunk.. but she was hot.). I was getting nowhere, and could not figure it out until she said 'what's wrong with your eye?'. I went to the bathroom and discovered I had some sort of burst blood vessel in one eye, and the white of the eye was just blood red. So here I am, looking for all the world like Quasimodo and trying to make time with the waitress. The one that got away. |
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| CrashTest | Oct 13 2006, 06:44 PM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Haha. |
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| Ben | Oct 13 2006, 07:00 PM Post #4 |
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Senior Carp
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My friends' idea of a dining experience is Chipotle
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- Ben "Playing 'bop' is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing." - Duke Ellington bennieloohoo@gmail.com Or you can just PM me.
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| kenny | Oct 13 2006, 07:12 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes, frequently with lesbians actually. They like lesbian jokes too. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 14 2006, 04:42 AM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Yep, same here! I'm not into the whole restaurant scene at all. Never understood it. I suppose eating is enjoyable, but I have very low standards, so I can have just as good a time eating junk as I do a steak. It's also a fact that extremes aside, carpy restaurants use the exact same materials to make their food as nicer ones. The nicer ones charge a lot more though, because I suppose you're paying extra just to be in a building with such nice lights and people wear nicer uniforms. There's some things I believe in throwing a lot of money into, but not temporary enjoyment I'm just going to poop out in another six hours. |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 14 2006, 04:45 AM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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They'd have liked Kelly, too. :lol: |
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| Jolly | Oct 14 2006, 05:16 AM Post #8 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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In food, you don't always get what you pay for, but there is eating and then there is dining. My idea of a good restaurant combines good food surrounded by great ambience, and features a competent wait staff. And you never know where you might find such a place. |
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