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Do you ever enjoy a dining experience?
Topic Started: Oct 13 2006, 06:37 PM (101 Views)
CrashTest
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I don't mean just eating dinner fast, but enjoying it joking around with friends.

It's a lot of fun to eat someplace, and then just hang out there for a few hours making jokes and whatnot.

It's my speciality. I serve up lesbian jokes and ill-advised dialog with the waitresses all of the time!
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I used to always hit on waitresses. Quite successfully too, if I was on that night. Until one night I was being my absolute most charming with (I still remember her name 25 years later) Kelly Klunk (I kid you not.. Kelly Klunk.. but she was hot.).

I was getting nowhere, and could not figure it out until she said 'what's wrong with your eye?'.

I went to the bathroom and discovered I had some sort of burst blood vessel in one eye, and the white of the eye was just blood red. So here I am, looking for all the world like Quasimodo and trying to make time with the waitress. The one that got away.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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CrashTest
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Haha.
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Ben
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My friends' idea of a dining experience is Chipotle :dead:
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Or you can just PM me. :P
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kenny
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Yes, frequently with lesbians actually.

They like lesbian jokes too.
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Aqua Letifer
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Ben
Oct 13 2006, 07:00 PM
My friends' idea of a dining experience is Chipotle :dead:

Yep, same here! I'm not into the whole restaurant scene at all. Never understood it. I suppose eating is enjoyable, but I have very low standards, so I can have just as good a time eating junk as I do a steak. It's also a fact that extremes aside, carpy restaurants use the exact same materials to make their food as nicer ones. The nicer ones charge a lot more though, because I suppose you're paying extra just to be in a building with such nice lights and people wear nicer uniforms.

There's some things I believe in throwing a lot of money into, but not temporary enjoyment I'm just going to poop out in another six hours.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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kenny
Oct 13 2006, 11:12 PM
Yes, frequently with lesbians actually.

They like lesbian jokes too.

They'd have liked Kelly, too. :lol:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Jolly
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In food, you don't always get what you pay for, but there is eating and then there is dining.

My idea of a good restaurant combines good food surrounded by great ambience, and features a competent wait staff.

And you never know where you might find such a place.
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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