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Older women, here is something to cheer you up..
Topic Started: Oct 12 2006, 05:52 PM (440 Views)
CrashTest
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Now, when I go out with my college friends - and we see a very attractive older woman, it's bonkers. In fact, we react even more than when we see an attractive 20 year old girl - since we see those all of the time.

But these "MILF's" bring out an entire new side of us. Heck, 30's, 40's, even 50's!

So next time you see a bunch of college aged guys looking at you and then smiling, we aren't being polite, we are hoping you are not in a happy marriage and will come have some fun with us!
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kenny
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CrashTest
Oct 12 2006, 05:52 PM
Now, when I go out with my college friends - and we see a very attractive older woman, it's bonkers. In fact, we react even more than when we see an attractive 20 year old girl - since we see those all of the time.

But these "MILF's" bring out an entire new side of us. Heck, 30's, 40's, even 50's!

So next time you see a bunch of college aged guys looking at you and then smiling, we aren't being polite, we are hoping you are not in a happy marriage and will come have some fun with us!

What could you kids possibly have to offer them?
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CrashTest
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Kenny, don't forget men in their 20's are at their peek.

A MILF really is not interested in what we can "offer" them aside from the obvious.



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Improviso
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CrashTest
Oct 12 2006, 09:58 PM
A MILF really is not interested in what we can "offer" them aside from the obvious.

Your cherry?

:D
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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Jack Frost
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"Peek" about sums it up.

I got one of those 50's babes and i would not trade her for half that age. Have to think that "peek" and perhaps "a boo" would not suffice.

jf

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
CrashTest
Oct 12 2006, 09:58 PM
Kenny, don't forget men in their 20's are at their peek.

A MILF really is not interested in what we can "offer" them aside from the obvious.

At their "peek" is quite funny - since peeking accounts for 90% of a 20 year old's action..... ;)

But as for being "at your peak".... all that means is your little popgun has a hair trigger and will go off at the slightest motion.... which I hate to tell you, even 20 year old girls aren't all that happy about... (trust me, Crash - they've told me..... :D )....

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CrashTest
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AAAAHAHAHAH
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DivaDeb
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CrashTest
Oct 12 2006, 08:52 PM
Now, when I go out with my college friends - and we see a very attractive older woman, it's bonkers. In fact, we react even more than when we see an attractive 20 year old girl - since we see those all of the time.

    But these "MILF's" bring out an entire new side of us. Heck, 30's, 40's, even 50's!

        So next time you see a bunch of college aged guys looking at you and then smiling, we aren't being polite, we are hoping you are not in a happy marriage and will come have some fun with us!

We know Crash...

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Mikhailoh
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That's the bliss of being in one's inexperienced youth.. you can do it badly 6 times a night, but you don't know it.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Mikhailoh
Oct 12 2006, 10:58 PM
That's the bliss of being in one's inexperienced youth.. you can do it badly 6 times a night, but you don't know it.

Unfortunately for Crash, 6 times a night only comes to about 12 strokes total........ :D Hard to get the fire started if your match keeps going out on you, ya know.......

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Larry, do not understimate the power of the CRASH... I will one day rock many a woman's boat. And by one day, I mean like in a few months at most. I will be ROCKING boats.
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Mikhailoh
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Boy, you got spunk.


Now go get a towel and wipe it off. :P
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
:hair: ;)
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I have already HELD hands with a woman - like a real one. She kissed me on the cheek, too. Like a real kiss on the cheek.

And I have seen A LOT of cleavage when girls bend down. Like I am almost a pro at the sex thing, when I actually get to do it I will just ROCK the BOATS.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Until you know how to talk to the little man in that boat, you can rock all you want - you ain't goin' nowhere.......... :D
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Crash, if I lived near you I would send a friend of mine over to just bang your little brains out. She would if I asked her to, with gusto.

You gonna be amazed, boy... but you need an experienced woman wto show you the ropes (figuratively speaking, of course.. if you want REAL ropes you'll have to speak with Diva Deb.).
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
Oct 13 2006, 12:23 AM
Until you know how to talk to the little man in that boat, you can rock all you want - you ain't goin' nowhere.......... :D

Tain't 'bout rockin' as much as rubbin'.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Crash, if I lived near you I would send a friend of mine over to just bang your little brains out. She would if I asked her to, with gusto.


You can send her over to my house........ :D
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CrashTest
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Mikhailoh, where do you live again!?

Is your friend a "Professional"?!
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Mikhailoh
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u got enough PIE already, Fletcher. :lol:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Oh, and Crash - rocking the boat won't do it either..... it's a short oar that only rocks a boat, you know..... a long oar will make it move..... :D
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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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this thread is hilarious

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You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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TomK
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Jack Frost
Oct 12 2006, 10:03 PM
"Peek" about sums it up.

I got one of those 50's babes and i would not trade her for half that age. Have to think that "peek" and perhaps "a boo" would not suffice.

jf

:thumb: I couldn't agree with you more Jack. :thumb:

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katie
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:wave: Crash .. You're hilarious. :D :D .

Oh my! Hark!
Your mommy should be sending you condoms & junk food.
See, it's a lesson for we mothers of virginal sons. This is what happens when we send a young inexperienced lad away to school.
Kids nowadays. Googling free video in their rooms at night. Getting famished & needing of *it*. Going out at midnight, hunting, or trying to. Seeing the decent older women having fun. Loading up on chocolate milk, sugary & fried junk. Then needing that "fix" so they can come (Heh, [sic]) down. Hence repeating the feed, every night & twice on weekends til *it* happens ...

& Tuck in your shirt p-l-e-a-s-e!
This is your auntie talking!
When are midterms btw?
Get serious for a bit. Study Crash.
Then start hunting again. :D

*the reality check*:
Look, I know it's all exciting for ya, but be aware eh:
Any MILF just views you as a quick low cal-low fat snack.
It's the 30, 40 & 50 yr olds that make for her meals.

And geez *warning*:
Don't get emotionally attached. Or infected.
Yuk. :(

*the pat on the back*:
Best of luck.
:D

*the re-assurance*:
I won't tell mom.
:hug: :wave:

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