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Topic Started: Oct 12 2006, 10:28 AM (627 Views)
***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'm am in so much trouble.

I'm deputy head girl at school, which means i am in charge of looking after all of sixth form, in school and out and it also means i am in charge of booking all of the sixth form parties.

Tomorrow night, we are having a welcome party for the new year that have just come in below us.

Thing is, there was NO-WHERE else available to book than this really rough place called 'The Vulcan' (it's a big rugby club but it is known throughout the lands for all the drugs, underage drinking and sex that goes on there) because lots of places had booked up for parties and everyone in the year below likes having parties there because they all get served aldohol so it was decided that that is where the party would be. So i, with the help of the sixth form commitee, have booked it and there are about 150 people coming and i have just been informed that the place only hold MAX 100.

I'm sh*tting myself now. I have never been before but was told by others that it could EASILY hold 150 people and now i don't know what to do.

It isn't even that that is worrying me the most. I'm sure we could squeeze everyone in at a push.

What is REALLY worrying me, is that this party is booked under my name so if anything goes wrong, it's my head that is on the chopping block.

And it is not uncommon for the police to regularly show up there to do drug raids and to deal with medical emergency's (anybody know what 'glassing' means? >shudder< )

Oh God... i'm going to have a criminal record before i leave shool... i'm never going to get into uni...i'm never going to get a job....

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! :crazy: :leaving: :dead:

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x Caroline x
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Jane D'Oh
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MP you won't get a criminal record for simply having booked the place. You may have a problem with the numbers though. Is there a teacher you can talk it through with?
Pfft.
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sue
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Have you confirmed that all 150 are coming? Isn't it likely there will be a number of no-shows? I assume it's fire regulations that are putting the limit on the space.
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***musical princess***
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No, the teachers wont have anything to do with it. Sixth form socials are nothing to do with school.

I can't find any definite information about how man people it holds. there's nothing n the website and i can't get through to the phone number.

So far we have sold 67 tickets but LOADS of people are just buying on the door...

I think it may actually come to not letting people in if too many people arrive.

Oh sh*t...

i'm just going to have to roll with it.

(If i don't come back on here after tomorrow, i am either dead or in prison...)

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x Caroline x
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TomK
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When you're in prison--please post pictures!!

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***musical princess***
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I very much doubt i will have internet access!!! :P

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You'll be fine I'm sure, you've done the best you can.

It might be a good idea to officially inform the management that the people coming in are under age, so that if they 'happen' to get served you've covered yourself.

Good luck :smile:
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TomK
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You'll meet new friends!!! :DPosted Image
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***musical princess***
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Oh no... i'm going to be corrupeted... oh wait, too late... :P :devilgrin:

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big al
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MP, I notice you're up to 9800 posts. Perhaps if you try really hard, you can make 10,000 before your time in the "Big House". TNCR might not be here by the time you get out.

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big al
Oct 12 2006, 03:56 PM
MP, I notice you're up to 9800 posts. Perhaps if you try really hard, you can make 10,000 before your time in the "Big House". TNCR might not be here by the time you get out.

Big Al

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***musical princess***
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big al
Oct 12 2006, 08:56 PM
MP, I notice you're up to 9800 posts. Perhaps if you try really hard, you can make 10,000 before your time in the "Big House". TNCR might not be here by the time you get out.

Big Al

Is that possible?

You know, if you said this to me a year, or even 6 months ago, i probably would have tried it.

Thank god i have grown up a little since then.

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Optimistic
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Do we need to unearth that 50+ page thread? ^_^
PHOTOS

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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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***musical princess***
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Oh yeah... and i forgot to mention... The party is themed....

'Slags and Chavs'

That's sluts and chavars for those that don't know...

Oh God, it just keeps getting better, doesn't it.

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Ben
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You're screwed.







:D

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Or you can just PM me. :P
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***musical princess***
Oct 12 2006, 02:39 PM
Oh yeah... and i forgot to mention... The party is themed....

'Slags and Chavs'

That's sluts and chavars for those that don't know...

Oh God, it just keeps getting better, doesn't it.

x

I've watched enough BritTV to know what a slag is, but what's a chavar -- a male slag?
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LWpianistin
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Chavs!

A chav is a guy who wears nothing but tracksuits and is VERY obnoxious and rude. They also like to wear "baseball" caps and other sportswear. A restaurant in my dad's town has had a ban on baseball caps and sneakers for a while now, just to keep chavs out.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php
And how are you today?
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***musical princess***
Oct 12 2006, 10:44 AM
No, the teachers wont have anything to do with it. Sixth form socials are nothing to do with school.

That seems unfair. ...So why is organising this event part of your role as deputy head girl? :huh:
One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards.
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sue
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cool! I learned a new word, chavs! fun site, LW! :biggrin:

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50 Cent 

Mumbling rather than rapping about guns, ghettos, bitches and ho's, young provincial chavsters see 50 Cent as a role model! They want to be a thug just like him! Check out that bling and the prison tattoos. We should not mock 50 Cent though. It is quite obvious from this picture that he suffers from some kind 'trench cock' fungal infection that makes the poor boy grab his itchy nadgers every 30 seconds! I did I mention he's been shot 9 times? A chavster role model for us all! 
Chav Rating: 3/5 

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LWpianistin
Oct 12 2006, 03:30 PM
EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Chavs!

A chav is a guy who wears nothing but tracksuits and is VERY obnoxious and rude. They also like to wear "baseball" caps and other sportswear. A restaurant in my dad's town has had a ban on baseball caps and sneakers for a while now, just to keep chavs out.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

Is this a chav?

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LWpianistin
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Haha. Ali G!

I think he's another role model for chavs. He's hilarious.
And how are you today?
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LWpianistin
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A typical chav:

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Jack Frost
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Tom, I been away for a bit and come back and find you hitting on MP again. Shame on you. You have a daughter almost her age.

Shape up man!

jf

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CrashTest
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Ha, I want to be a chav!
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Jack Frost
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Seriously Tom. When your parish finds out....(FLASH Foley)!

jf

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