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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
Topic Started: Sep 10 2006, 05:40 AM (157 Views)
***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
She's having her baby in the spring.

:rimshot: :P

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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:tomato:
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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pianojerome
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That's bloody awful.
Sam
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***musical princess***
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I thought it was hilarious!

:D

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Brilliant!
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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musicasacra
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Two nuts were walking down the street.


And one was a salted.
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***musical princess***
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musicasacra
Sep 10 2006, 07:52 PM
Two nuts were walking down the street.


And one was a salted.

:sombrero:

Hehe... the crappy jokes are always the best. ^_^

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Confuscious say:

"Woman who sleep on inner spring this spring have offspring next spring".....

"Woman who fly in upside down airplane possibly have crackup".....

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Optimistic
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.

Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him, and says,

Catch up.
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Two carrots walking down the road. A car comes around the corner and runs over one of the carrots. At the hospital, the doctor comes out to talk to the carrot that wasn't hurt to give an update. "Well", said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news. He's gonna make it, but he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life.".....
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Mikhailoh
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
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.the BP Station!
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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