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Why We Need Lawyers; Even With A Clue They Haven't Got A Clue
Topic Started: Sep 9 2006, 02:07 PM (73 Views)
George K
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An "operating without a clue" bonehead award goes to the Baltimore, Maryland, police who, upon hearing that a gray Cadillac Eldorado was reported stolen, pulled over the driver of a red Cadillac Eldorado, dragged him from the car, arrested him and threw him in jail. They never apparently bothered to check whether he was driving his own car.

Bonus: While he was wasting in jail, the police sold his car.

Why we need lawyers.

He's suing. I wish him all the luck in the world.

http://www.examiner.com/a-233248%7EMan_say..._car_theft.html
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gray Cadillac sedan was stolen; mine is a red coupe


At least they got the El Dorado part right.
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