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My beloved sent me this..; can't vouch for it's accuracy, but..
Topic Started: Sep 9 2006, 05:08 AM (132 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
>This is a true account as recorded in the police log of Sarasota,
>Florida...
>
>
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
>found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
>her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top
>of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the
>car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
>and ran like mad.
>
>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
>the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was
>so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried
>and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did
>not understand why there was a foot ball, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of
beer
>in the front seat!
>
>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
>farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
>station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story
>couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,
>where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman
>described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
>and carrying a large handgun
>No charges were filed.
>
>If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
>

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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M&M's
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Fulla-Carp
Hilarious :lol:
My child shows GOOD CHARACTERIZATION in an ongoing game of D&D
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol2:
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol2:

I hope it is true. It's very funny.

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x Caroline x
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