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| Mikhailoh | Sep 9 2006, 05:08 AM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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>This is a true account as recorded in the police log of Sarasota, >Florida... > > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, >found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped >her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top >of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the >car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out >and ran like mad. > >The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into >the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was >so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried >and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did >not understand why there was a foot ball, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer >in the front seat! > >A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces >farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police >station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story >couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, >where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman >described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, >and carrying a large handgun >No charges were filed. > >If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one. > |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| M&M's | Sep 9 2006, 05:12 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Hilarious :lol: |
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| Mark | Sep 9 2006, 06:00 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Sep 9 2006, 06:14 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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