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| Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: We won't marry...; ...until everyone else can | |
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| The 89th Key | Sep 8 2006, 01:03 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/08/D8K0RPOG0.html
:lol: :lol: :lol: Another reason why I have to separate actors personal lives with their on-screen performances. What a dumb thing for him to say!!! Even those who are pro-same-sex marriage can realize that "everyone in the country who wants to marry" shouldn't be legally allowed to!! :lol: :lol:Ok sorry...back to work. Busy last couple of days, hopefully I don't miss anything cool in here!
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| kenny | Sep 8 2006, 01:06 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Superb |
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| Dewey | Sep 8 2006, 01:07 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, you know my opinion of who should or shouldn't be able to get married, but it cracks me up to think that these people have such bloated egos that they think anyone really gives a crap whehter they get married or not, or if they fall off the edge of the earth. It's like some toddler threatening to hold his breath until an adult gives them what they want. :rolleyes: |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| JBryan | Sep 8 2006, 01:08 PM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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What are they giving up? I'm sure they will continue to do each other like monkeys in heat anyway. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| kenny | Sep 8 2006, 01:08 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Dewey, every little bit of visibility for this inequality helps fight the hatred and bigotry disguised as morality. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Sep 8 2006, 01:10 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Doesn't crack me up in the slightest, because people DO care about what these crazies do. If Brad Pitt said he'd hold his breath until everyone is allowed to marry everyone else, it would be turned into a reality TV show before sundown. The seasons would be split between each time he either collapses or wusses out and gasps for air. For some reason, I think this sort of show would go over VERY well in Japan... |
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| Dewey | Sep 8 2006, 01:14 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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In Dewey's world, that is only true if the person in the spotlight has any credibility to begin with, and to me, they don't. I am much more likely to believe that they had no intention of getting married regardless, and they're just using this as a vehicle to get in front of a camera and microphone. I just hate phonies, especially phonies with astronomical images of self-importance. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Terry | Sep 8 2006, 01:49 PM Post #8 |
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Junior Carp
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Would someone who knows them kindly pass on that a number of us can't legally breathe and we'd like for them to help? |
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| pianojerome | Sep 8 2006, 02:03 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Are they waiting until 8-year-olds can get married? |
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| kenny | Sep 8 2006, 02:10 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think I'll start boycotting attending weddings till they are available to gays too. This issue needs attention. |
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| Daniel\ | Sep 8 2006, 02:18 PM Post #11 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Well I don't think I do- your posts about this confuse the**** out of me. 89th, yes you missed my birthday- I had a cake and everything! Note to Brad: you are a **** and you would be more attractive if you didn't speak. Enough said. |
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| Jane D'Oh | Sep 8 2006, 04:21 PM Post #12 |
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Fulla-Carp
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That's funny because when I did the groceries today Star magasine said that they've set the date and another one (I forget which) told me they'd broken up completely... I'm so confused...
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| Luke's Dad | Sep 8 2006, 06:34 PM Post #13 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Yeah? Well screw you, too, D******. I hope you **** a goat witha ******** while ******* a walrus.
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Sep 8 2006, 06:35 PM Post #14 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Oh, and happy birthday!
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Dewey | Sep 8 2006, 06:55 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Really? How so? |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Daniel\ | Sep 8 2006, 07:38 PM Post #16 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Back at you Luke's Dad! Dewey, would you please find the link to your post on Paul's letters, around the time I joined the forum (I think). I hope you know which one I'm talking about. I can't find it. I need to read it to clarify. Many thanks. |
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| Jolly | Sep 8 2006, 07:45 PM Post #17 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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They're both as crazy as waltzing pissants, without half the intelligence. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Dewey | Sep 9 2006, 03:00 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Daniel, I couldn't find the link any easier than you could. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Daniel\ | Sep 9 2006, 03:07 AM Post #19 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I'll look for it again and get back to you. |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 9 2006, 04:54 AM Post #20 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Actually, the toddler has more leverage. Someone cares about them. Shine it on, B&J. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Sep 9 2006, 05:15 AM Post #21 |
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Finally
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Brad Pitt to Marry Jolie When Everyone Can by Scott Ott (2006-09-09) — Film actor Brad Pitt today called on Congress to pass a Constitutional marriage amendment permitting any U.S. citizen to legally marry his girlfriend, Angelina Jolie. The announcement comes a day after it was revealed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie will refrain from matrimony until such a legal status is available to anyone in any kind of relationship. “I will consider tying the knot with Angie when everyone else in the country who wants to be married to anyone, including to Angie, is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor said. “Angie and I are average folks who only do things that everyone else can do. Since fornication and cohabitation are legally available to the common people, that’s what we’re doing.” The couple has also decided to turn down multi-million dollar film deals “until the average American can also get them without discrimination on the basis of ability or commitment to the acting profession.” |
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| bachophile | Sep 9 2006, 05:23 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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can tyler durden marry? can supernatural alter ego doppelgangers marry eachother? just a thought.... |
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| tcmod | Sep 9 2006, 07:08 AM Post #23 |
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Senior Carp
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now if he will come out and say he won't buy gas until it is less than 2$ a gallon I will support him |
| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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