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The War on Stupidity; More bad news.
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 06:59 AM (146 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
I've been promoted. I'm now a Fieldmarshall. I've got a lovely uniform, it's got all this brocade, with a very fetching hat with a big 'D' on it. Surrender while you still have a chance, or prepare to be assimilated.

Stupid is as stupid does, and I does.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
You should be shot as a spy. :tongue:
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Hobie
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What's the D stand for?

D'oh!
Dunce
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Stupid is as stupid does? Isn't that Forest Gump's line? Maybe the D means: Developmentally Disabled!

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Jane D'Oh
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Fulla-Carp
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Of course, he's forgotten his hat... ^_^
Pfft.
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John D'Oh
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I was thinking more along these lines:

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You know where you are with a silly hat.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Jane D'Oh
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Fulla-Carp
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This ones rather fetching, you could place the D over the star...
Pfft.
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JBryan
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It will look even better with the ear flaps deployed.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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