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Bikes are the answer; for traffic, pollution and obesity
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 06:28 AM (483 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Jane D'Oh
Sep 8 2006, 01:51 PM
John D'Oh
Sep 8 2006, 01:20 PM
I find that lacy panties ride up horribly whenever I'm on my bike. I do look pretty good in them though, I must say. There's nothing like the sight of one of my well-turned hairy thighs enveloped in Victoria's Secrets to get me in touch with my masculine side.

Is that where they went? :veryangry:

Well, I am travelling to enlightened Europe.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Jane D'Oh
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They'll get warped on you! :tsktsk:
Pfft.
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
it's all a little warped really....

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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
What we really need are covered bike super highways. Think of a ring around a large city. There are humongously tall elevated bikeways with a nice downgrade. You ride your bike over to the nearest one, take the elevator up about a mile or so, get off and ride down. When you get to the central city you are halfway up. You can then switch to another path and continue the glide down to ground level or you can take the elevator down to the ground. All the paths are like spokes on a wheel.

Anything wrong with my plan? I mean, besides the need to make them earthquake proof?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Optimistic
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I'm all for biking if you can, but it's just not possible for everyone.

I have an awesome, fast road bike somebody gave me that I use pretty often. I just moved to an area where the conditions aren't so great for the road biking, but I used to do 15-20 miles 5 or 6 days a week. I like the exploring factor that biking provides :smile:
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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
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Aqua Letifer
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Kincaid
Sep 8 2006, 12:29 PM
What we really need are covered bike super highways. Think of a ring around a large city. There are humongously tall elevated bikeways with a nice downgrade. You ride your bike over to the nearest one, take the elevator up about a mile or so, get off and ride down. When you get to the central city you are halfway up. You can then switch to another path and continue the glide down to ground level or you can take the elevator down to the ground. All the paths are like spokes on a wheel.

Anything wrong with my plan? I mean, besides the need to make them earthquake proof?

:lol:

Only one thing: HOV lanes. They would pivot back and forth, to slope towards or away from the city during morning and evening rushour, respectively. :smile:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Hobie
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Kincaid

I like your idea.
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JBryan
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It's all uphill going back, though.
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Mikhailoh
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They pivot in the afternoon. But working the night shift is a BITCH.
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