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Who says California is full of whackos???
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 06:06 AM (154 Views)
John Jacob Jingoism Smith
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http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html

Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest
Wednesday September 6, 2006
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.


Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man naked and covered in oats.


Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.


He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.


Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.
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Rick Zimmer
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Hey! The guy's 69! He has wanted to do this for a long time. The horse weren't hurt and he probably had more fun in those few years than most of us ever will.

Leave him alone!

(One wonders what other fantasies he may have though! :rolleyes: )
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ivorythumper
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Jingo: I think Rick's post sort of argues against your thread title.
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Jane D'Oh
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Animal cruelty seems like a bit of a stretch....
Pfft.
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ivorythumper
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Jane D'Oh
Sep 8 2006, 10:04 AM
Animal cruelty seems like a bit of a stretch....

It would be considered torture if they made the Gitmo prisoners do the same.
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John D'Oh
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ivorythumper
Sep 8 2006, 01:11 PM
Jane D'Oh
Sep 8 2006, 10:04 AM
Animal cruelty seems like a bit of a stretch....

It would be considered torture if they made the Gitmo prisoners do the same.

Only because 'oats' are considered by many in that establishment to be a sacred animal.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
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OMG :hair:

That is so sick and disgusting. :eek:

Having a horse lick oats off your naked body! Yuck!
What kind of pervert would do THAT?

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John D'Oh
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All we need is a drop of water and some kind of yeast infection and we could have a nice loaf of bread.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John Jacob Jingoism Smith
Sep 8 2006, 06:06 AM


Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.


He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.



:blink: His fantasy was to be a rolled oat? :wacko:


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