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| Michelle Wie; Overdose? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 08:29 PM (267 Views) | |
| Daniel\ | Sep 7 2006, 08:29 PM Post #1 |
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Michelle Wie, golfer, is from Hawaii- and she is on the local news every night- every night. Every single day she plays- there is a whole segment on her. Today- she came in 146th playing against men in Europe. One of her claims to fame is- she wants to play golf against men. She hasn't won a single tournment playing against women. She has 50 million dollars in endorsements- and she hasn't won a single time. Golf is not popular in Hawaii- except at resorts- locals don't play it- nobody particularly cares about it. I'm having a Michelle Wie overdose. |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 8 2006, 03:45 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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SO much potential humor... so little time. Dang. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| justme | Sep 8 2006, 06:32 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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FWIW, Daniel, she irritates us too. Maybe, if she'd win something things would be different. |
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| Kincaid | Sep 8 2006, 07:36 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I only read Michelle Wie for the articles. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| ny1911 | Sep 8 2006, 08:11 AM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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Who was the female Russian tennis player (not Sharapova, who actually wins) that had tons of endorsements but rarely advanced? |
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So live your life and live it well. There's not much left of me to tell. I just got back up each time I fell. | |
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| Jack Frost | Sep 8 2006, 09:23 AM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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I have to admit, I have noticed her articles myself. Very...engaging shall we say? jf |
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| Dave Spelvin | Sep 8 2006, 09:55 AM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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That would be Anna Kournikova. |
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| ny1911 | Sep 8 2006, 10:20 AM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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That's her. ![]() ![]() |
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So live your life and live it well. There's not much left of me to tell. I just got back up each time I fell. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Sep 8 2006, 10:21 AM Post #9 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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[insert "nice equipment" quip here] |
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| kenny | Sep 8 2006, 10:38 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Insert equipment?
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| Daniel\ | Sep 8 2006, 05:09 PM Post #11 |
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Fulla-Carp
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She's too good to play with the women. Then she's too good to play in the US. She goes to Asia. Then she's too good for the US and Asia. She goes to Europe. She would have done the endorsements for five million. I guess Nike didn't get the memo. ![]() |
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| Jack Frost | Sep 8 2006, 05:24 PM Post #12 |
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Bull-Carp
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![]() I can't believe this thread is not illustrated. jf |
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| Daniel\ | Sep 8 2006, 05:27 PM Post #13 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I can't tell. Is she wearing lipstick? |
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| ny1911 | Sep 8 2006, 07:00 PM Post #14 |
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Senior Carp
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Well...she is only what, 16? |
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So live your life and live it well. There's not much left of me to tell. I just got back up each time I fell. | |
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| JBryan | Sep 8 2006, 07:13 PM Post #15 |
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I am the grey one
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Built like a brick ****house. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Jack Frost | Sep 8 2006, 07:27 PM Post #16 |
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Bull-Carp
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NO. Really? OK ruin the fantasy. See if i care. jf |
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| JBryan | Sep 8 2006, 07:35 PM Post #17 |
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I am the grey one
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Built like a 16 year old brick ****house. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Daniel\ | Sep 8 2006, 07:43 PM Post #18 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I thought I did that but OK. News today: Michelle Wie came in dead last in the qualifying round playing against men in Europe. Ouch. |
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| Terry | Sep 8 2006, 07:53 PM Post #19 |
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Junior Carp
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If she weren't so young, I might be tempted to say something like "so, does the loser have to polish everyone else's clubs, or wash all of ther balls?", but that would not be appropriate, so I won't say it. |
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