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| What we learned today; from the pacifists - II | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM (153 Views) | |
| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't think I'll open Larry's thread. I kinda know what's in there. |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 05:15 PM Post #2 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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You're so smart! I had to read it to figure out what was in there. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Ben | Sep 7 2006, 05:16 PM Post #3 |
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Senior Carp
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My sentiment exactly, Kenny. I've had enough of that for one day. |
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- Ben "Playing 'bop' is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing." - Duke Ellington bennieloohoo@gmail.com Or you can just PM me.
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| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 05:17 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Claude you have the sexiest lips. Can you email me some pics with your lips open? |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM Post #5 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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They are open. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 05:27 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Cluade, are you by any chance a shy Dutch virgin who bends over to churn butter? Just curious. |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 05:29 PM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Why, do you need someone to churn your butter? |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 05:33 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, but you just have that comely come hither look. How do you spend your spare time? I mean when you are alone in your room. Do you have any "special" habits? |
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| John Jacob Jingoism Smith | Sep 7 2006, 05:45 PM Post #9 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Yeah, that's one perky little Dutch girl all right. |
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Jingoism You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. Anne Lamott | |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 05:46 PM Post #10 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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In my spare time I like to play checkers with my Petunia. When I'm alone in my room I like to read the works of the great philosophers. The only special habit I know of is I like to pick my nose. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 05:48 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You play checkers with your petunia? Wow, your petunia must have some *developed* "muscles"; I must say. Petunia. So THAT's what they call 'em in Holland. I like that. Yeah, Petunia. Hubba Hubba. Hey, PM me some pics of your petunia, Sweetcheeks. Oh, and you sure picked a doosie of a nose! |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 05:53 PM Post #12 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I already showed you my Petunia.![]() |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| kenny | Sep 7 2006, 06:00 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Stop trying to make me jealous. |
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| Claude Ball | Sep 7 2006, 06:03 PM Post #14 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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She is a pretty one, isn't she? And she's smart, too. She made it all the way through to the last year of school! Well, the first school. They told us about another school she could go to, but we all felt that 6 years was enough for anybody. |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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