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| What is in the center of the Earth; Not a molten Tootsie Pop at all | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 13 2006, 01:46 PM (250 Views) | |
| John Jacob Jingoism Smith | Aug 13 2006, 01:46 PM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I believe the center of the Earth is filled with right wing extremists. Every so often there there is an eruption and a bunch of them flow out to the surface with their pants on fire, yelling at everyone, and generally acting like dicks. |
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Jingoism You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. Anne Lamott | |
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| kenny | Aug 13 2006, 01:57 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hahahahah![]() Hahahahaha ![]() |
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| kentcouncil | Aug 13 2006, 02:00 PM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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A crystal of iron 1500 miles in diameter. Oh... I thought you were asking a serious question. My mistake. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 13 2006, 02:01 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Jingo, you are asking the wrong question. The question is how many licks would you have to put on them before you got to the center. The dicks that is. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 13 2006, 02:06 PM Post #5 |
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MAMIL
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I find this thread extremely insulting. The thought that my dick would ever act like a right wing extremist is preposterous. |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 13 2006, 02:21 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Won't stand up for anything, eh? :lol: |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Aug 13 2006, 02:42 PM Post #7 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 13 2006, 03:37 PM Post #8 |
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MAMIL
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Oh, that hurt. |
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| Mark | Aug 13 2006, 03:50 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Everyone is liberal when it comes to sex. Even Larry! ![]() A dick cannot be right wing. It is against the very laws of nature. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 13 2006, 03:53 PM Post #10 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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:lol: You're in rare form today, Mik! |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 13 2006, 03:54 PM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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D'oh, that is the very first time you have handed me a straight line like that. It was fat. Please continue!! I'm in zinger mode today.. you haven't been the only target.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 13 2006, 04:41 PM Post #12 |
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MAMIL
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Be careful what you wish for, I have been known to relish a challenge....
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| JBryan | Aug 13 2006, 04:50 PM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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Clearly, JD is unused to being the straight guy. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 13 2006, 04:52 PM Post #14 |
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MAMIL
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Oh, that's not fair at all. Now you're giving him set-up lines on my behalf. I'm going to take my ball and go home.
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| Larry | Aug 13 2006, 04:59 PM Post #15 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Well, if you only have one ball and your dick won't stand up, you might as well.......
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| John D'Oh | Aug 13 2006, 05:26 PM Post #16 |
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MAMIL
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John D'Oh was today seen without his usual pencil and ceremonial underpants. Sources close to the great man said he appeared to be walking around with a sign, hanging around his neck, reading 'please kick me'. Due to his slightly puzzled air, it has been suggested that the sign was attached to him during the early hours of the morning, as he walked home from the pub, possibly by an as yet unnamed spouse. 'Personally, I think he had it coming' said an anonymous neighbour. 'He's been poking fun at other people most of his life, and it's about bloody time the tables were turned. You should see the state of his poor wife. She never asked for this kind of life, the constant ridicule, the beatings, the feet held to the fire. Still, she enjoys doing it to him, so I say live and let live....' I need a drink.
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| iainhp | Aug 13 2006, 05:31 PM Post #17 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Actually, you are mistaken. It is filled with Islamic Jihadists. Every so often there there is an eruption and a bunch of them flow out to the surface with their pants on fire, yelling at everyone, and generally acting like dicks. |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 13 2006, 05:45 PM Post #18 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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My favorite Donald Duck comic book told the story of Donald getting a fortune cookie that told him 'You can't do anythinig right today. Go home and go to bed.' Donald, of course, held no truck with fortune telling, and went scoffing about his business. You can guess the rest. John, this thread is that story for you. I aplogize, Brother Anglo. It should never have gone this far. (Somebody feed me another one.. I can't STOP!) |
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